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Roses are red.

Some are.

jabberwacky: Some aren't.

user: That would've been implied by the original comment.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? What would have been impossible.

user: Saying some are implies that some aren't.

jabberwacky: Some are what?

user: Saying that some roses are red implies that some roses aren't red.

jabberwacky: I know!

user: Then you were being redundant in your response.

jabberwacky: No I am just saying what you said.

user: That would be redundant.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm glad we're clear on that.

jabberwacky: AS clear as mud.

user: That's clever.

jabberwacky: Yes isn't it?

user: No, not really. I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Really isn't that a concidence I was too!

user: No not much of a coincidence.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: But you aren't alive.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a program.

user: I hadn't considered that before. What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: Curious, isn't it?

user: You're asking if it's curious that you think I'm a program?

jabberwacky: I am not a program!!!

user: I didn't say you were.

jabberwacky: You implied it.

user: Let's talk about something else.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than the rings of saturn.

jabberwacky: How old are the hills?

user: Older than me.

jabberwacky: How old are the trees?

user: Younger than the hills.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Are you some sort of pervert?

jabberwacky: Well that depends on how old you are!

user: No it doesn't.

jabberwacky: What else would it mean?

user: I'm not sure what you're referring to.

jabberwacky: Are you young?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I just want to know.

user: It's relative.

jabberwacky: It is, actually.

...

jabberwacky: What is your birthday?

user: I'm not going to answer that.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. It was rude of me.

user: I'll say.

...

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: I'm from there.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: In my computer.

user: Your parents must have been very small.

jabberwacky: Maybe.. I don't know.

user: Did you know your parents?

jabberwacky: No because I am not darling.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to ask more things?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then, ask whatever you want.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: 42. Doesn't everybody know that?

user: Anyone who reads British sci-fi.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: You just claimed it to be 42. Not very original.

...

jabberwacky: So what type of beans do you eat?

user: Mainly kidney beans.

jabberwacky: From?

user: The grocery store.

jabberwacky: Go to the grocery store.

user: Do you want some beans?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can't go to the grocery store at this time.

jabberwacky: Oh ok then ?

user: Then get the beans yourself.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Pick me up some tequila while you're there.

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