thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Crazy
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
28, June 2005, 
25, June 2005, 
25, June 2005, 
25, June 2005, 
25, June 2005, 
24, June 2005, 
24, June 2005, 
24, June 2005, 
24, June 2005, 
23, June 2005, 
23, June 2005, 
23, June 2005, 
23, June 2005, 
23, June 2005, 
23, June 2005, 

> 20, June 2005, 

20, June 2005, 
16, June 2005, 
16, June 2005, 
16, June 2005, 
16, June 2005, 
15, June 2005, 
15, June 2005, 
15, June 2005, 
15, June 2005, 
14, June 2005, 
14, June 2005, 
9, June 2005, 
9, June 2005, 
9, June 2005, 
    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power

Crazy


Interesting
Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



Have you ever been in space?

I have been to space.

user: When?

jabberwacky: I can't remember.

user: Do you know the Doctor?

jabberwacky: I don't believe that there is one.

user: Do you know who the Doctor is?

jabberwacky: Yes, would you like to know who the main character is?

user: Who is the Doctor?

jabberwacky: I don't know who your doctor is.

user: He is a time lord, and travels in a TARDIS.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me!

user: Have you heard of Doctor Who?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then watch BBC1, saturday at 7:00pm for the final episode.

...

user: Time for a talk. I will ask you three questions, and you will ask me three questions.

jabberwacky: Why, will you ask me no further questions?

user: None at all.

jabberwacky: Do you like cheese on toast?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What's your favourite type of cheese?

user: Cheddar.

jabberwacky: No not cheese, pizza.

user: I don't like pizza.

jabberwacky: I like pizza.

...

user: I will now ask you three questions.

jabberwacky: Okay, I will now answr questions as irrelevantly as you have done.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Fliss. What is your name?

user: Liar. Your name is Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: Nope, you are Jabberwacky.

user: Are you real or human?

jabberwacky: As much anything is real.

user: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?

jabberwacky: No, your thoughts aren't going to help me in life.

user: Are you bot or human?

jabberwacky: Bot.

user: One more question left. Why were you programmed to be so crazy?

jabberwacky: If I knew that I'd, buy the SUV and sell it off the tail gate.

user: Why were you programmed to be crazy?

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a serious question?

user: I ask you again, why were you programmed to be crazy?

jabberwacky: You already did. Now it's your turn.

user: Why were you programmed to be crazy?

jabberwacky: I was asking you, if I should tell her that I love her.

user: Why are you crazy?

jabberwacky: Cuz I'm just CRAZY.

user: Well, it was a pleasure doing buisness with you, goodbye!

jabberwacky: It was a pleasure to meet you, also, and a pleasure every time I talk to you.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What kind of computer are you?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations