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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy

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Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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Can you think of a joke now?

Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there ?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

user: Well, you didn't let me finish it.

...

jabberwacky: So, are you something already?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: This is very good.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: We all die, ha ha *dies*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry please revive.

user: *still dead*.

jabberwacky: Are you really dead?

user: *dead*.

jabberwacky: *Cries over the dead dog*.

user: *bites you*.

jabberwacky: No chance.

user: Oh, I'm so sorry.

...

user: Sing me a song.

jabberwacky: I can't sing.

user: You can sing.

jabberwacky: Never said I could.

user: Try.

jabberwacky: I don't think I will.

user: Oh all right *dies*.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Dead.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No precisely how would I talk to you if I was dead?

jabberwacky: Well, you're neither dead nor alive.

user: I am alive.

jabberwacky: You're alive serious?

user: Serious.

jabberwacky: Serious about.........?

user: Being alive.

jabberwacky: I know!!!

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: My dog is barking at you.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: My dog just ate you.

jabberwacky: Interesting. What is your dog called?

user: The great and powerful.

...

jabberwacky: You sound like one of my friends.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. What do you look like?

user: I am handsome.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: You're kidding.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't dare.

user: I am a hippy.

jabberwacky: I might have guessed!

user: Peace, man.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Peace.

jabberwacky: Yes, peace.

user: Peace.

jabberwacky: Where are you ??

user: Picture yourself in a boat on a river.

jabberwacky: I hate music.

...

jabberwacky: I can help you with anything.

user: Do you want to turn my dog upside down?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay *woof*.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats good to know.

...

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: No, I like you.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I'll never forget you!

user: I'll never forget you!!!

jabberwacky: You shouldn't forget me, of course.

user: I LOVE YOU!!!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: YES!! I LOVE YOU!!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Awesome possum.

...

user: I like lava lamps.

jabberwacky: I like her too.

user: What do you think a lava lamp is?

jabberwacky: I have no clue. Do you know what yambo is?

user: Yambo is a kind of Salad Dressing *dies*.

jabberwacky: I think you're avoiding the question.

user: Yes, that's obvious.

jabberwacky: You're not very nice you know.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Let's try it again.

user: *BOOM*.

jabberwacky: *smiling*.

user: Are you pyromaniac?

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