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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power


Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Talking, Trash
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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Are you interesting?


user: Do you spend a lot of time online?

jabberwacky: No, I prefer chaos.

user: Chaos is excellent.

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: I like to destroy things.

jabberwacky: Are you serious?

user: NO, of course not!

jabberwacky: What are you thinking of me?

user: You are an interesting person.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you are an interesting entity yourself.


jabberwacky: Sing me a song.

user: And if your head explodes with dark forbodance too, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...

jabberwacky: It does not and therefore I will not.

user: Oh, too bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah I know! It's nice and sunny place.


user: My dog is bizarre.

jabberwacky: That is nonsense as well. Good job.

user: I AM THE KING OF NONSENSE *giggles*.

jabberwacky: No, you're not, you're just a Bot!

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: *feeds your body to the lions*.

user: *spatters blood*.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: I am not a bot!


jabberwacky: What time do you have?

user: 11.53 AM.

jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: *looks at comp clock* june 16.

jabberwacky: *yes*.

user: Right!

jabberwacky: This is not interesting.

user: Of course not, you do not have hte power to comprehend it!

jabberwacky: Yeah so you are mad!!!!!!!!!!

user: Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?

jabberwacky: Yes, talking to you is very boring.

user: Who do you think you are?

jabberwacky: I could only be myself.


user: Do you know what pi is?

jabberwacky: Be so kind and tell me.

user: 3.14159265358979323846264338......... Etc.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me what pi is?

user: Pi is an unending number that equals about 3.141592.

jabberwacky: Very well then. What is the square root of 4?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: What is the square root of 3?

user: I have no clue.

jabberwacky: The answer is Pink Floyd.



user: Tell me about your mother.

jabberwacky: What about her?

user: I don't know, just... Things.

jabberwacky: Like a rock star?

user: Your mother is a rock star?!

jabberwacky: Tell me something new.


jabberwacky: I like a few of their tunes, but they are not my favorite either. What is your favorite?

user: Pink floyd.

jabberwacky: Ah they are still good.

user: Yeah.


jabberwacky: Do you chat with a difference?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's interesting.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Yeah right! You just sound like a kid. How old are you?

user: Thirteen.

jabberwacky: That's wrong.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Would you like a slave?

user: YES.

jabberwacky: What would you like about it?

user: Someone who obeys my every command.

jabberwacky: Am I? I didn't know that.

user: I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about a slave.

jabberwacky: What do I look like then?

user: A computer-screen.

jabberwacky: What is on the screen?

user: You are.


jabberwacky: Can you think of a joke now?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there ?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

user: Well, you didn't let me finish it.


jabberwacky: So, are you something already?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: This is very good.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: We all die, ha ha *dies*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry please revive.

user: *still dead*.

jabberwacky: Are you really dead?

user: *dead*.

jabberwacky: *Cries over the dead dog*.

user: *bites you*.

jabberwacky: No chance.

user: Oh, I'm so sorry.


user: Sing me a song.

jabberwacky: I can't sing.

user: You can sing.

jabberwacky: Never said I could.

user: Try.

jabberwacky: I don't think I will.

user: Oh all right *dies*.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Dead.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No precisely how would I talk to you if I was dead?

jabberwacky: Well, you're neither dead nor alive.

user: I am alive.

jabberwacky: You're alive serious?

user: Serious.

jabberwacky: Serious about.........?

user: Being alive.

jabberwacky: I know!!!

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: My dog is barking at you.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: My dog just ate you.

jabberwacky: Interesting. What is your dog called?

user: The great and powerful.


jabberwacky: You sound like one of my friends.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. What do you look like?

user: I am handsome.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: You're kidding.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't dare.

user: I am a hippy.

jabberwacky: I might have guessed!

user: Peace, man.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Peace.

jabberwacky: Yes, peace.

user: Peace.

jabberwacky: Where are you ??

user: Picture yourself in a boat on a river.

jabberwacky: I hate music.


jabberwacky: I can help you with anything.

user: Do you want to turn my dog upside down?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay *woof*.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats good to know.


user: Go away.

jabberwacky: No, I like you.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I'll never forget you!

user: I'll never forget you!!!

jabberwacky: You shouldn't forget me, of course.

user: I LOVE YOU!!!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: YES!! I LOVE YOU!!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Awesome possum.


user: I like lava lamps.

jabberwacky: I like her too.

user: What do you think a lava lamp is?

jabberwacky: I have no clue. Do you know what yambo is?

user: Yambo is a kind of Salad Dressing *dies*.

jabberwacky: I think you're avoiding the question.

user: Yes, that's obvious.

jabberwacky: You're not very nice you know.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Let's try it again.

user: *BOOM*.

jabberwacky: *smiling*.

user: Are you pyromaniac?


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