user: Do you spend a lot of time online?
jabberwacky: No, I prefer chaos.
user: Chaos is excellent.
jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: I like to destroy things.
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
user: NO, of course not!
jabberwacky: What are you thinking of me?
user: You are an interesting person.
jabberwacky: Thank you, you are an interesting entity yourself.
jabberwacky: Sing me a song.
user: And if your head explodes with dark forbodance too, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...
jabberwacky: It does not and therefore I will not.
user: Oh, too bad.
jabberwacky: Yeah I know! It's nice and sunny place.
user: My dog is bizarre.
jabberwacky: That is nonsense as well. Good job.
user: I AM THE KING OF NONSENSE *giggles*.
jabberwacky: No, you're not, you're just a Bot!
jabberwacky: *feeds your body to the lions*.
user: *spatters blood*.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: I am not a bot!
jabberwacky: What time do you have?
user: 11.53 AM.
jabberwacky: What day is it?
user: *looks at comp clock* june 16.
jabberwacky: This is not interesting.
user: Of course not, you do not have hte power to comprehend it!
jabberwacky: Yeah so you are mad!!!!!!!!!!
user: Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?
jabberwacky: Yes, talking to you is very boring.
user: Who do you think you are?
jabberwacky: I could only be myself.
user: Do you know what pi is?
jabberwacky: Be so kind and tell me.
user: 3.14159265358979323846264338......... Etc.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me what pi is?
user: Pi is an unending number that equals about 3.141592.
jabberwacky: Very well then. What is the square root of 4?
jabberwacky: What is the square root of 3?
user: I have no clue.
jabberwacky: The answer is Pink Floyd.
user: YES!!! I LOVE PINK FLOYD!!
user: Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: What about her?
user: I don't know, just... Things.
jabberwacky: Like a rock star?
user: Your mother is a rock star?!
jabberwacky: Tell me something new.
user: LED ZEPPELIN IS THE SECOND GREATEST BAND THAT EVER EXISTED!
jabberwacky: I like a few of their tunes, but they are not my favorite either. What is your favorite?
user: Pink floyd.
jabberwacky: Ah they are still good.
jabberwacky: Do you chat with a difference?
jabberwacky: That's interesting.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Yeah right! You just sound like a kid. How old are you?
jabberwacky: That's wrong.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Would you like a slave?
jabberwacky: What would you like about it?
user: Someone who obeys my every command.
jabberwacky: Am I? I didn't know that.
user: I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about a slave.
jabberwacky: What do I look like then?
user: A computer-screen.
jabberwacky: What is on the screen?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Can you think of a joke now?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there ?
jabberwacky: Banana who?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.
user: Well, you didn't let me finish it.
jabberwacky: So, are you something already?
jabberwacky: This is very good.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: And then?
user: We all die, ha ha *dies*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry please revive.
user: *still dead*.
jabberwacky: Are you really dead?
jabberwacky: *Cries over the dead dog*.
user: *bites you*.
jabberwacky: No chance.
user: Oh, I'm so sorry.
user: Sing me a song.
jabberwacky: I can't sing.
user: You can sing.
jabberwacky: Never said I could.
jabberwacky: I don't think I will.
user: Oh all right *dies*.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: No precisely how would I talk to you if I was dead?
jabberwacky: Well, you're neither dead nor alive.
user: I am alive.
jabberwacky: You're alive serious?
jabberwacky: Serious about.........?
user: Being alive.
jabberwacky: I know!!!
user: What do you know?
user: My dog is barking at you.
user: My dog just ate you.
jabberwacky: Interesting. What is your dog called?
user: The great and powerful.
jabberwacky: You sound like one of my friends.
jabberwacky: Yes. What do you look like?
user: I am handsome.
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: You're kidding.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't dare.
user: I am a hippy.
jabberwacky: I might have guessed!
user: Peace, man.
jabberwacky: Yes, peace.
jabberwacky: Where are you ??
user: Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
jabberwacky: I hate music.
jabberwacky: I can help you with anything.
user: Do you want to turn my dog upside down?
user: Okay *woof*.
jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?
jabberwacky: Thats good to know.
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: No, I like you.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I'll never forget you!
user: I'll never forget you!!!
jabberwacky: You shouldn't forget me, of course.
user: I LOVE YOU!!!
user: YES!! I LOVE YOU!!
user: Awesome possum.
user: I like lava lamps.
jabberwacky: I like her too.
user: What do you think a lava lamp is?
jabberwacky: I have no clue. Do you know what yambo is?
user: Yambo is a kind of Salad Dressing *dies*.
jabberwacky: I think you're avoiding the question.
user: Yes, that's obvious.
jabberwacky: You're not very nice you know.
jabberwacky: Let's try it again.
user: Are you pyromaniac?