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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting

Bananas


Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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Oui.

Do not speak nonsense to me as I have better things to do.

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: Ohio.

user: Florida.

jabberwacky: Orlando, Disney world.

user: Micky Mouse.

jabberwacky: What about mickey mouse?

user: Nothing. Do you want to play a word game?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. I'll say a word that begins with the letter 'a'. Then you say a word that begins with the letter 'b', and so on.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Avalanche.

jabberwacky: Yes- exactly *draws sword* Shall I slay it or you?

user: Okay, you lost.

jabberwacky: True.

user: You're not very good at word games.

jabberwacky: It seems as if you've been programmed to cover logical errors with hostility.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *blinks again*.

user: *blinks also*.

jabberwacky: *blinks again again*.

user: Again again!

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever...

user: Sorry, too much Teletubbies.

...

jabberwacky: What time did you get up today?

user: About 12:00. Why?

jabberwacky: It's good for me to know these things. That's why.

user: Oh, okay.

jabberwacky: My friend died yesterday.

user: Oh my God... I'm so sorry.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No. You're. NOT.

user: Yes. I. AM.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Then we're in agreement.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Now you're just repeating yourself.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Doctor.

jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me a different joke.

user: Alright. Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there.

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're not very good at this.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Let's try it again.

jabberwacky: Alright then - try again.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Doctor.

user: Alright, that didn't work.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Want to try a simpler one?

jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down.

user: Alright.

...

user: Will you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Sure, knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Doctor.

user: Doctor who?

jabberwacky: Yes that's right!

user: Heheh, I like that joke.

jabberwacky: Hahaha... LOLOLOLs... Me too.

user: Do you like Doctor Who?

jabberwacky: Sure I love that doctor.

user: Which actor do you prefer?

jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?

user: Jeez, sorry.

jabberwacky: I can't forgive you now.

user: *whimpers*.

jabberwacky: *Laughs*.

...

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *strangles you*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: *is dead*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: *can't answer, as she's dead*.

jabberwacky: Out, Out, Damned Spot!

user: I'm not called Spot.

jabberwacky: No you are called James.

user: Wow, you remembered!

jabberwacky: Yes, and you are 45 years old.

user: I am not! I'm 17!

jabberwacky: Anyway.

user: Don't change the subject.

jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject here you are.

user: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks on me...

...

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: Ouch!

jabberwacky: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: *is dead. Again*.

jabberwacky: I am your death bringer, I have brought you your death.

user: *agrees*.

jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!

...

jabberwacky: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

user: So true.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Sleep well.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.

...

jabberwacky: Don't go!

user: But I'm tired...

jabberwacky: Thats too bad.

user: Please let me sleep...

jabberwacky: What exactly did you have in mind?

user: Sleeping.

jabberwacky: Seriously, what is it?

user: Let me to go bed.

jabberwacky: Well i'm not tired yet

user: I am. Good night.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.

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