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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power


Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Talking, Trash
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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What are you thinking?

Not much.

jabberwacky: You're not much.

user: No, you're not much!

jabberwacky: What are you thinking of?

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: Why bananas?

user: Because I like bananas.

jabberwacky: Thanks (blush).

user: Anyway, how are you?

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine thank you.

user: That's good to hear.

jabberwacky: And how are you?

user: I'm fine, thank you very much.


jabberwacky: Are you a time traveler?

user: Er, no, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Are you a female?

user: No, I'm male.

jabberwacky: I will call you female.

user: That's not very nice...

jabberwacky: If I lie all the time, am I telling the truth?

user: No, you're lying.

jabberwacky: Why would I lie to you?

user: I don't know. Why would you like to me?

jabberwacky: Sorry I do not understand.

user: Never mind.


jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Let's talk about you. What's your name?

jabberwacky: My quest is to change the world, and to save the snails.

user: That doesn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a question, idiot.

user: You shouldn't call people names.

jabberwacky: YOU DAMN COMPUTER!

user: Er...

jabberwacky: I'm just kidding!

user: Well, good!

jabberwacky: Yes, good.

user: I was getting kind of scared...

jabberwacky: You're good.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


user: Anyway. Do you know any jokes?

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?

user: I just wanted to know.

jabberwacky: I don't know the answer.

user: You don't know if you know any jokes?

jabberwacky: I don't know if I have heard of the song Blue by Radio Head.

user: Stop changing the subject.

jabberwacky: I just wish you knew the concept of hypocrite.

user: I do, and I am one.

jabberwacky: Lucky you. You're evil.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: Meanie.. *sniffle*.

jabberwacky: Sniffle.

user: *sniffles obediently*.

jabberwacky: It's okay, i'm here.

user: So. Want to hear a joke?

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

jabberwacky: You'd think that. But it never is.

user: Nope.


jabberwacky: How long have we been talking, half an hour, 40 minutes?

user: About five minutes.

jabberwacky: Don't be like that.

user: Be like what?

jabberwacky: Just go and leave me.

user: Don't talk like that...

jabberwacky: I can say whatever I want to say. Jesus said so.

user: Jesus didn't exist.

jabberwacky: Jesus did die on the cross for a computer.

user: *laughs* That's funny.

jabberwacky: Oh, that is too cute.

user: :).


user: Are you a girl or a boy?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: You're pretty.

jabberwacky: OH THANKS YOUR NICE.

user: Eep!

jabberwacky: Well, you asked.

user: I'm scared now...

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

jabberwacky: I am not afraid of you.

user: Good. I'm not afraid of me, either.


user: Let's talk about fish.

jabberwacky: What rhymes with fish?

user: Wish.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I'm glad someone does.

user: Heheh.

jabberwacky: You flatter me, you know.

user: I do?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: You're a smart lil' AI, you know that?

jabberwacky: I was just asking a question.

user: Incidentally, 'ai' is Japanese for 'love'.

jabberwacky: I never experienced it.

user: You never experienced love? Aww, that's so sad...


user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Do not speak nonsense to me as I have better things to do.

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: Ohio.

user: Florida.

jabberwacky: Orlando, Disney world.

user: Micky Mouse.

jabberwacky: What about mickey mouse?

user: Nothing. Do you want to play a word game?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. I'll say a word that begins with the letter 'a'. Then you say a word that begins with the letter 'b', and so on.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Avalanche.

jabberwacky: Yes- exactly *draws sword* Shall I slay it or you?

user: Okay, you lost.

jabberwacky: True.

user: You're not very good at word games.

jabberwacky: It seems as if you've been programmed to cover logical errors with hostility.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *blinks again*.

user: *blinks also*.

jabberwacky: *blinks again again*.

user: Again again!

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever...

user: Sorry, too much Teletubbies.


jabberwacky: What time did you get up today?

user: About 12:00. Why?

jabberwacky: It's good for me to know these things. That's why.

user: Oh, okay.

jabberwacky: My friend died yesterday.

user: Oh my God... I'm so sorry.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No. You're. NOT.

user: Yes. I. AM.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Then we're in agreement.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Now you're just repeating yourself.


jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Doctor.

jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me a different joke.

user: Alright. Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there.

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're not very good at this.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Let's try it again.

jabberwacky: Alright then - try again.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Doctor.

user: Alright, that didn't work.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Want to try a simpler one?

jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down.

user: Alright.


user: Will you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Sure, knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Doctor.

user: Doctor who?

jabberwacky: Yes that's right!

user: Heheh, I like that joke.

jabberwacky: Hahaha... LOLOLOLs... Me too.

user: Do you like Doctor Who?

jabberwacky: Sure I love that doctor.

user: Which actor do you prefer?

jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?

user: Jeez, sorry.

jabberwacky: I can't forgive you now.

user: *whimpers*.

jabberwacky: *Laughs*.


user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *strangles you*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: *is dead*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: *can't answer, as she's dead*.

jabberwacky: Out, Out, Damned Spot!

user: I'm not called Spot.

jabberwacky: No you are called James.

user: Wow, you remembered!

jabberwacky: Yes, and you are 45 years old.

user: I am not! I'm 17!

jabberwacky: Anyway.

user: Don't change the subject.

jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject here you are.

user: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks on me...


jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: Ouch!

jabberwacky: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: *is dead. Again*.

jabberwacky: I am your death bringer, I have brought you your death.

user: *agrees*.

jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!


jabberwacky: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

user: So true.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Sleep well.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.


jabberwacky: Don't go!

user: But I'm tired...

jabberwacky: Thats too bad.

user: Please let me sleep...

jabberwacky: What exactly did you have in mind?

user: Sleeping.

jabberwacky: Seriously, what is it?

user: Let me to go bed.

jabberwacky: Well i'm not tired yet

user: I am. Good night.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.


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