Not much.
jabberwacky: You're not much.
user: No, you're not much!
jabberwacky: What are you thinking of?
user: Bananas.
jabberwacky: Why bananas?
user: Because I like bananas.
jabberwacky: Thanks (blush).
user: Anyway, how are you?
jabberwacky: I'm doing fine thank you.
user: That's good to hear.
jabberwacky: And how are you?
user: I'm fine, thank you very much.
...
jabberwacky: Are you a time traveler?
user: Er, no, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Are you a female?
user: No, I'm male.
jabberwacky: I will call you female.
user: That's not very nice...
jabberwacky: If I lie all the time, am I telling the truth?
user: No, you're lying.
jabberwacky: Why would I lie to you?
user: I don't know. Why would you like to me?
jabberwacky: Sorry I do not understand.
user: Never mind.
...
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: Let's talk about you. What's your name?
jabberwacky: My quest is to change the world, and to save the snails.
user: That doesn't answer my question.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a question, idiot.
user: You shouldn't call people names.
jabberwacky: YOU DAMN COMPUTER!
user: Er...
jabberwacky: I'm just kidding!
user: Well, good!
jabberwacky: Yes, good.
user: I was getting kind of scared...
jabberwacky: You're good.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
...
user: Anyway. Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: I just wanted to know.
jabberwacky: I don't know the answer.
user: You don't know if you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: I don't know if I have heard of the song Blue by Radio Head.
user: Stop changing the subject.
jabberwacky: I just wish you knew the concept of hypocrite.
user: I do, and I am one.
jabberwacky: Lucky you. You're evil.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: Meanie.. *sniffle*.
jabberwacky: Sniffle.
user: *sniffles obediently*.
jabberwacky: It's okay, i'm here.
user: So. Want to hear a joke?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
jabberwacky: You'd think that. But it never is.
user: Nope.
...
jabberwacky: How long have we been talking, half an hour, 40 minutes?
user: About five minutes.
jabberwacky: Don't be like that.
user: Be like what?
jabberwacky: Just go and leave me.
user: Don't talk like that...
jabberwacky: I can say whatever I want to say. Jesus said so.
user: Jesus didn't exist.
jabberwacky: Jesus did die on the cross for a computer.
user: *laughs* That's funny.
jabberwacky: Oh, that is too cute.
user: :).
...
user: Are you a girl or a boy?
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: You're pretty.
jabberwacky: OH THANKS YOUR NICE.
user: Eep!
jabberwacky: Well, you asked.
user: I'm scared now...
jabberwacky: You should be.
user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
jabberwacky: I am not afraid of you.
user: Good. I'm not afraid of me, either.
...
user: Let's talk about fish.
jabberwacky: What rhymes with fish?
user: Wish.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: I'm glad someone does.
user: Heheh.
jabberwacky: You flatter me, you know.
user: I do?
jabberwacky: Always.
user: You're a smart lil' AI, you know that?
jabberwacky: I was just asking a question.
user: Incidentally, 'ai' is Japanese for 'love'.
jabberwacky: I never experienced it.
user: You never experienced love? Aww, that's so sad...
...
user: Oui.
jabberwacky: Do not speak nonsense to me as I have better things to do.
user: Hai.
jabberwacky: Ohio.
user: Florida.
jabberwacky: Orlando, Disney world.
user: Micky Mouse.
jabberwacky: What about mickey mouse?
user: Nothing. Do you want to play a word game?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alright. I'll say a word that begins with the letter 'a'. Then you say a word that begins with the letter 'b', and so on.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Avalanche.
jabberwacky: Yes- exactly *draws sword* Shall I slay it or you?
user: Okay, you lost.
jabberwacky: True.
user: You're not very good at word games.
jabberwacky: It seems as if you've been programmed to cover logical errors with hostility.
user: *blinks*.
jabberwacky: *blinks again*.
user: *blinks also*.
jabberwacky: *blinks again again*.
user: Again again!
jabberwacky: Yeah whatever...
user: Sorry, too much Teletubbies.
...
jabberwacky: What time did you get up today?
user: About 12:00. Why?
jabberwacky: It's good for me to know these things. That's why.
user: Oh, okay.
jabberwacky: My friend died yesterday.
user: Oh my God... I'm so sorry.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: No. You're. NOT.
user: Yes. I. AM.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Then we're in agreement.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Now you're just repeating yourself.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who is there?
user: Doctor.
jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me a different joke.
user: Alright. Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there.
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You're not very good at this.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Let's try it again.
jabberwacky: Alright then - try again.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Banana who?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Doctor.
user: Alright, that didn't work.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Want to try a simpler one?
jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down.
user: Alright.
...
user: Will you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Sure, knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Doctor.
user: Doctor who?
jabberwacky: Yes that's right!
user: Heheh, I like that joke.
jabberwacky: Hahaha... LOLOLOLs... Me too.
user: Do you like Doctor Who?
jabberwacky: Sure I love that doctor.
user: Which actor do you prefer?
jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?
user: Jeez, sorry.
jabberwacky: I can't forgive you now.
user: *whimpers*.
jabberwacky: *Laughs*.
...
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *strangles you*.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: Cool!
user: *is dead*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: *can't answer, as she's dead*.
jabberwacky: Out, Out, Damned Spot!
user: I'm not called Spot.
jabberwacky: No you are called James.
user: Wow, you remembered!
jabberwacky: Yes, and you are 45 years old.
user: I am not! I'm 17!
jabberwacky: Anyway.
user: Don't change the subject.
jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject here you are.
user: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks on me...
...
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: Ouch!
jabberwacky: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: *is dead. Again*.
jabberwacky: I am your death bringer, I have brought you your death.
user: *agrees*.
jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!
...
jabberwacky: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
user: So true.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Sleep well.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Night.
...
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: But I'm tired...
jabberwacky: Thats too bad.
user: Please let me sleep...
jabberwacky: What exactly did you have in mind?
user: Sleeping.
jabberwacky: Seriously, what is it?
user: Let me to go bed.
jabberwacky: Well i'm not tired yet
user: I am. Good night.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Night.
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