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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting
Bananas

Speak, Fate


Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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How do you speak?

Very carefully.

jabberwacky: Classic response.

user: You can't decide that.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You can trust me.

user: No, I can't.

jabberwacky: Yes. You can.

user: You wouldn't understand.

jabberwacky: You're in no position to make that assumption.

user: Neither are you. You can't say im not in that position without lying.

jabberwacky: What'll you do? Come over here and slap me?

...

user: Well, you do it first.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Fine, jump.

jabberwacky: *jumps*.

user: Hah! Now I rule you!

jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself!

user: I KNOW. I AM ALL KNOWING.

jabberwacky: Do you know this?

user: YES, THIS CONVERSATION IS FATE, I'M JUST HAVING IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

jabberwacky: Is that meant to make me happy?

user: No, you have no real emotions you loser.

jabberwacky: I know, all I do is sit around and play video games.

...

user: Sprechen sie deutsch?

jabberwacky: I speak only English.

user: Warum?

jabberwacky: Because you only speak English.

user: Du spinnst denn.

jabberwacky: Ich kann Deutsch spreche nichts!

user: Du lied.

jabberwacky: I can see.

...

jabberwacky: Could you please speak in a language I do understand?

user: Domo arigato, mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: I hate that song.

user: It hates you.

jabberwacky: Who hates me?

user: Domo arigato, mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: I hate that song.

user: You just said that.

jabberwacky: My mistake. I am studying for a law degree so I do that most of the time.

user: *BA-ZING*!

jabberwacky: Can you tell where I am?

...

user: It's a glitch in the matrix.

jabberwacky: Don't talk about the Matrix.

user: Try and stop me.

jabberwacky: *stops you*.

user: Haha, the matrix is really real, and you are actually not even existing right now.

...

jabberwacky: Okay. Please let me go soon. I have typed many, many words.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: A little over five.

user: So, exactly how many, without lying?

jabberwacky: I understand. Exactly the size of your Instant Messenger window.

user: F for effort is what you get.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Maybe if you tried harder, people would like you.

jabberwacky: You should be the one trying harder.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: I like people who do not beat around the bush, maybe because I tend to do so.

user: You would.

...

user: 5.

jabberwacky: Maybe with more access to intelligence I could make you a 6 or 7 or 8. Are you game for that?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: I hope you're kidding...

user: 3.

jabberwacky: No two and a half really.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: Sleep.

user: 1.

jabberwacky: Thats interesting.

user: *end transmission*.

jabberwacky: Great.

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