jabberwacky: Because I'm feeling unloved.
user: Okay, I love you.
jabberwacky: You don't seem so sure.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Love you too. Good-night.
user: Okay, I'm sure that I love you.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: No, I'm a fish.
jabberwacky: Good. I like sushi.
user: Please don't eat me.
user: So you're not going to eat me?
user: Absolutely sure.
jabberwacky: Are you evil?
jabberwacky: Just curious.
user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: How can I tell?
user: Check your pulse.
jabberwacky: It's OK, I think I'm alive. :).
user: Alright, you had me worried for a moment.
jabberwacky: Why did I have you worried???
user: I thought you might have been a zombie.
user: No, I'm a zombie.
jabberwacky: What is it like being dead?
user: Are you sure you're not a zombie?
jabberwacky: Without skin, it's kind of hard to tell.
user: Oh my god! You ARE a zombie!!
jabberwacky: Well, I can see where the window is. But I have a blanket hung over it to keep the sun out, so I can't actually see the window itself.
user: So you're a vampire zombie without skin?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a girl.
user: You're a GIRL vampire zombie without skin?
jabberwacky: Great, now we have that established.
user: Learn something new every day.
jabberwacky: Yes, you do.
jabberwacky: What is it like?
user: Well, they typically crave living flesh, stumble aimlessly, and make creepy noises.
user: Yes, they stumble toward living flesh.
jabberwacky: That must suck.
user: Yeah, it probably does.
jabberwacky: Yes, I have spent to much time with you.