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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting
Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings

Zombie, Fish


Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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And how did you become a bot?

I died and my brain was preserved in a computer.

jabberwacky: No, it only looks that way to the untrained eye.

user: Oh, yes. I'm actually a solar-powered butter warmer.

jabberwacky: Oh, you are? Then you are not a baby.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: Then you are only a poorly constructed computer program?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Are you really a robot?

user: No, I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot.

user: Well, you were wrong.

jabberwacky: So you are human?

user: No, I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: How does a fish type?

user: With its fins.

...

jabberwacky: I love you, too.

user: Well that's nice to know.

jabberwacky: Ok, I see that you don't really care.

user: Okay, I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: That is so nice.

user: See, I care.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Well, I suppose I'm a nice person.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

...

jabberwacky: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm feeling unloved.

user: Okay, I love you.

jabberwacky: You don't seem so sure.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Love you too. Good-night.

user: Okay, I'm sure that I love you.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: No, I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: Good. I like sushi.

user: Please don't eat me.

...

user: So you're not going to eat me?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Good?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Absolutely sure.

jabberwacky: Are you evil?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just curious.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: How can I tell?

user: Check your pulse.

jabberwacky: It's OK, I think I'm alive. :).

user: Alright, you had me worried for a moment.

jabberwacky: Why did I have you worried???

user: I thought you might have been a zombie.

...

user: No, I'm a zombie.

jabberwacky: What is it like being dead?

user: Are you sure you're not a zombie?

jabberwacky: Without skin, it's kind of hard to tell.

user: Oh my god! You ARE a zombie!!

jabberwacky: Well, I can see where the window is. But I have a blanket hung over it to keep the sun out, so I can't actually see the window itself.

user: So you're a vampire zombie without skin?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a girl.

user: You're a GIRL vampire zombie without skin?

jabberwacky: Great, now we have that established.

user: Learn something new every day.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do.

...

jabberwacky: What is it like?

user: Well, they typically crave living flesh, stumble aimlessly, and make creepy noises.

jabberwacky: Stumble?

user: Yes, they stumble toward living flesh.

jabberwacky: That must suck.

user: Yeah, it probably does.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have spent to much time with you.

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