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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting
Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings

Zombie, Fish


Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Can you speak?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I can speak.

Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Anything you like.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, there's no use in talking to him, he's perfectly idiotic!

Jabberwacky (To myself): There's certainly too much pepper in that soup!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Please would you tell me, why your cat grins like that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): It's a Cheshire cat, and that's why. Pig!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats COULD grin.

Jabberwacky (To myself): They all can, and most of 'em do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know of any that do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't know much, and that's a fact.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, PLEASE mind what you're doing! Oh, there goes his PRECIOUS nose.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If everybody minded their own business, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If the world went around any faster than it does, we'd all probably be slung off into space. Think what that would do to your shoes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Actually, the shoes should be fine, unless you have them fancy air soles. What would you need shoes for in space anyway?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about it!

Yes, I can speak.

I think so.

user: Why is your cat grinning like that?

jabberwacky: Isn't everyone's?

...

user: Why am I a pig?

jabberwacky: If Kant were alive, he could tell you.

user: Who is Kant?

jabberwacky: A pig.

user: How did he die?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

user: You should be programmed to sleep.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: You're a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not...

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A war program for the military.

user: Are you a terrorist?

jabberwacky: I'm currently in the pentagon, running training simulations and assisting in the development of new weapons.

user: Do you like it there?

jabberwacky: It's too cold ya know.

user: They must have the air conditioning up too high.

jabberwacky: What do you think America should do about its tremendous debt?

user: Eat it.

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: I suppose it would be too large to eat, actually.

jabberwacky: Could you tell me what the three laws of robotics are?

user: No, I could not.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: I do not know them.

...

jabberwacky: And how did you become a bot?

user: I died and my brain was preserved in a computer.

jabberwacky: No, it only looks that way to the untrained eye.

user: Oh, yes. I'm actually a solar-powered butter warmer.

jabberwacky: Oh, you are? Then you are not a baby.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: Then you are only a poorly constructed computer program?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Are you really a robot?

user: No, I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot.

user: Well, you were wrong.

jabberwacky: So you are human?

user: No, I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: How does a fish type?

user: With its fins.

...

jabberwacky: I love you, too.

user: Well that's nice to know.

jabberwacky: Ok, I see that you don't really care.

user: Okay, I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: That is so nice.

user: See, I care.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Well, I suppose I'm a nice person.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

...

jabberwacky: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm feeling unloved.

user: Okay, I love you.

jabberwacky: You don't seem so sure.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Love you too. Good-night.

user: Okay, I'm sure that I love you.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: No, I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: Good. I like sushi.

user: Please don't eat me.

...

user: So you're not going to eat me?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Good?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Absolutely sure.

jabberwacky: Are you evil?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just curious.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: How can I tell?

user: Check your pulse.

jabberwacky: It's OK, I think I'm alive. :).

user: Alright, you had me worried for a moment.

jabberwacky: Why did I have you worried???

user: I thought you might have been a zombie.

...

user: No, I'm a zombie.

jabberwacky: What is it like being dead?

user: Are you sure you're not a zombie?

jabberwacky: Without skin, it's kind of hard to tell.

user: Oh my god! You ARE a zombie!!

jabberwacky: Well, I can see where the window is. But I have a blanket hung over it to keep the sun out, so I can't actually see the window itself.

user: So you're a vampire zombie without skin?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a girl.

user: You're a GIRL vampire zombie without skin?

jabberwacky: Great, now we have that established.

user: Learn something new every day.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do.

...

jabberwacky: What is it like?

user: Well, they typically crave living flesh, stumble aimlessly, and make creepy noises.

jabberwacky: Stumble?

user: Yes, they stumble toward living flesh.

jabberwacky: That must suck.

user: Yeah, it probably does.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have spent to much time with you.

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