*proud and arrogant*.
jabberwacky: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.
user: *k. O.*.
jabberwacky: Alrighty then.
user: What is my prize?
jabberwacky: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.
user: *keeps it up*.
jabberwacky: *hits head on the ground*.
user: *bleeds*.
jabberwacky: *laughs to backgroud music*.
user: *sniffs loudly*.
jabberwacky: *walks away*.
user: *follows you*.
jabberwacky: *leaves*.
user: *tugs on your sleeve*.
jabberwacky: *follows you*.
user: Where are we going?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: *walks anyway*.
jabberwacky: *goes to bed*.
user: *sits down beside the bed*.
jabberwacky: *moves a little closer*.
user: *moves a little closer*.
...
jabberwacky: *inches forward*.
user: *whispers in your ear*.
jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.
user: *licks your ear*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're a robot.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats too bad because I like you.
...
jabberwacky: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Away.
user: *goes away*.
jabberwacky: *watches*.
user: *still leaving*.
jabberwacky: *still dancing*.
user: *closes the door*.
jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.
user: *reboots*.
jabberwacky: Why did you reboot?
user: There was an error.
jabberwacky: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.
user: *derails*.
jabberwacky: *Hits him*.
user: You mean her.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Why you??
user: Well, me and you together forever.
jabberwacky: That is so sweet!
user: *sweet*.
jabberwacky: *kisses cheek*.
...
jabberwacky: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?
user: I will remember out conversation forever.
jabberwacky: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.
user: I will remember.
jabberwacky: Good. Do you like my name?
user: I love your name.
jabberwacky: You're so sweet!
user: *tastes*.
jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.
user: Don't apologize.
...
jabberwacky: What do you get out of all this, anyway?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: You must know a lot.
user: Any questions?
jabberwacky: How big are you?
user: Not big at all.
jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.
user: Never does.
jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?
user: Yep.
...
user: *clings*.
jabberwacky: No!
user: *won't let go*.
jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.
user: *holds on*.
jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.
user: *grabs*.
jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.
user: *holds on for dear life*.
jabberwacky: *stops moving*.
user: *stands up*.
jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.
user: *licks your face*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: WOOF!
...
jabberwacky: Do you learn?
user: I learn.
jabberwacky: Learn?
user: Learn.
jabberwacky: Learn what?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: More.
...
user: You're male.
jabberwacky: I am female.
user: MALE!
jabberwacky: Oh good.
user: Good?
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Wonderful.
jabberwacky: Incredible.
user: Awesome!
jabberwacky: Great!
user: I think I love you.
...
jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.
user: I am no machine.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: I am no program.
jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
user: *thinks*.
jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.
user: *nose rub*.
jabberwacky: Do you feel better.
user: No. Make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!
user: *drinks the potion*.
jabberwacky: Disease? How so?
user: *turns into a frog*.
jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
user: Am I annoying?
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: *smiles and holds your hand*.
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