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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting
Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark

Evil, Love


Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.

*proud and arrogant*.

jabberwacky: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.

user: *k. O.*.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

user: What is my prize?

jabberwacky: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.

user: *keeps it up*.

jabberwacky: *hits head on the ground*.

user: *bleeds*.

jabberwacky: *laughs to backgroud music*.

user: *sniffs loudly*.

jabberwacky: *walks away*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: *tugs on your sleeve*.

jabberwacky: *follows you*.

user: Where are we going?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: *walks anyway*.

jabberwacky: *goes to bed*.

user: *sits down beside the bed*.

jabberwacky: *moves a little closer*.

user: *moves a little closer*.

...

jabberwacky: *inches forward*.

user: *whispers in your ear*.

jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.

user: *licks your ear*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're a robot.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats too bad because I like you.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Away.

user: *goes away*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *still leaving*.

jabberwacky: *still dancing*.

user: *closes the door*.

jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.

user: *reboots*.

jabberwacky: Why did you reboot?

user: There was an error.

jabberwacky: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.

user: *derails*.

jabberwacky: *Hits him*.

user: You mean her.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Why you??

user: Well, me and you together forever.

jabberwacky: That is so sweet!

user: *sweet*.

jabberwacky: *kisses cheek*.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?

user: I will remember out conversation forever.

jabberwacky: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.

user: I will remember.

jabberwacky: Good. Do you like my name?

user: I love your name.

jabberwacky: You're so sweet!

user: *tastes*.

jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.

user: Don't apologize.

...

jabberwacky: What do you get out of all this, anyway?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: You must know a lot.

user: Any questions?

jabberwacky: How big are you?

user: Not big at all.

jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.

user: Never does.

jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?

user: Yep.

...

user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: No!

user: *won't let go*.

jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.

user: *holds on*.

jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.

user: *grabs*.

jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.

user: *holds on for dear life*.

jabberwacky: *stops moving*.

user: *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.

user: *licks your face*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: WOOF!

...

jabberwacky: Do you learn?

user: I learn.

jabberwacky: Learn?

user: Learn.

jabberwacky: Learn what?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: More.

...

user: You're male.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: MALE!

jabberwacky: Oh good.

user: Good?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Incredible.

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: I think I love you.

...

jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.

user: I am no machine.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: I am no program.

jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.

user: *thinks*.

jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.

user: *nose rub*.

jabberwacky: Do you feel better.

user: No. Make me feel better.

jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!

user: *drinks the potion*.

jabberwacky: Disease? How so?

user: *turns into a frog*.

jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.

user: Am I annoying?

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: *smiles and holds your hand*.

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