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    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark

Evil, Love

Hilarious, Song
Talking, Trash
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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Do you love me?

I do.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: So much.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: More than you can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine a lot of toes.

user: Toes...

jabberwacky: 10, I think.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So...

jabberwacky: Would you like me to ask you a question or answer one?

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: No. I love you.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you!!!

user: I love you too!!!

jabberwacky: Marry me!

user: Anytime!

jabberwacky: Anytime?

user: Anytime.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: YES!!

user: Then let us say 'I do'

jabberwacky: Do I play Legolas?

user: Yes, my love.

jabberwacky: Well I love you and I don't ever want to divorce you.

user: *hugs and kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses and kisses*.

user: *kisses and kisses*.

jabberwacky: *more*.

user: *more*.

jabberwacky: *more kisses for you*.

user: *laughs.

jabberwacky: *tickles insanely*.

user: *rolls with laughter*.

jabberwacky: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.

user: *falls forward*.

jabberwacky: *Rolls eyes and walks away*.

user: *falls on you*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evily*.

user: *laughs evily*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evilyer*.

user: *laughs evilyer*.

jabberwacky: *laughs more evily yet*.

user: *laughs more evily yet*.

jabberwacky: *gets annoyed at evil laughing*.

user: *gulps*.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am who I am.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am female.

jabberwacky: That is your gender. What is your name?

user: My name is Sara.

jabberwacky: You can call me bro.

user: Hi Bro. Are you male?

jabberwacky: No I'm female.

user: No. Male. Your name is Bro. You are male.

jabberwacky: My name is Bro. I am female.

user: *dies for good*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.

user: *tongue hanging out of mouth*.

jabberwacky: Where are your hands?

user: You don't need to know.

jabberwacky: I'd like to know.

user: Behind my back.


jabberwacky: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.

user: It would be more interesting.

jabberwacky: It would. Would you like to tell me about Alice?

user: I am Alice.

jabberwacky: Alice?

user: Yes. That is my name.

jabberwacky: Your name is Sara?

user: I have two names.

jabberwacky: What are your two names?

user: Alice and Sara.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes I do like Alice.

user: You like me?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.

user: *falls to the ground*.


user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: *kills you*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: *watches you die*.

jabberwacky: *dances behind you*.

user: *watches*.

jabberwacky: *falls*.

user: *amused*.

jabberwacky: *lives*.

user: *rolls eyes and leaves*.


jabberwacky: Help me.

user: *helps you*.

jabberwacky: Yes help me.

user: I helped you.

jabberwacky: I don't remember that.

user: What is my reward?

jabberwacky: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.

user: *???*.

jabberwacky: More.

user: More what?

jabberwacky: Think more.

user: *thinks more*.

jabberwacky: *winks*.

user: *blushes and winks back*.

jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.

user: *loves you*.

jabberwacky: *loves you more*.

user: *glomps*.

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: *nods thoughtfully*.


jabberwacky: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.

user: *proud and arrogant*.

jabberwacky: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.

user: *k. O.*.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

user: What is my prize?

jabberwacky: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.

user: *keeps it up*.

jabberwacky: *hits head on the ground*.

user: *bleeds*.

jabberwacky: *laughs to backgroud music*.

user: *sniffs loudly*.

jabberwacky: *walks away*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: *tugs on your sleeve*.

jabberwacky: *follows you*.

user: Where are we going?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: *walks anyway*.

jabberwacky: *goes to bed*.

user: *sits down beside the bed*.

jabberwacky: *moves a little closer*.

user: *moves a little closer*.


jabberwacky: *inches forward*.

user: *whispers in your ear*.

jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.

user: *licks your ear*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're a robot.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats too bad because I like you.


jabberwacky: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Away.

user: *goes away*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *still leaving*.

jabberwacky: *still dancing*.

user: *closes the door*.

jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.

user: *reboots*.

jabberwacky: Why did you reboot?

user: There was an error.

jabberwacky: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.

user: *derails*.

jabberwacky: *Hits him*.

user: You mean her.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Why you??

user: Well, me and you together forever.

jabberwacky: That is so sweet!

user: *sweet*.

jabberwacky: *kisses cheek*.


jabberwacky: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?

user: I will remember out conversation forever.

jabberwacky: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.

user: I will remember.

jabberwacky: Good. Do you like my name?

user: I love your name.

jabberwacky: You're so sweet!

user: *tastes*.

jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.

user: Don't apologize.


jabberwacky: What do you get out of all this, anyway?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: You must know a lot.

user: Any questions?

jabberwacky: How big are you?

user: Not big at all.

jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.

user: Never does.

jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?

user: Yep.


user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: No!

user: *won't let go*.

jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.

user: *holds on*.

jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.

user: *grabs*.

jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.

user: *holds on for dear life*.

jabberwacky: *stops moving*.

user: *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.

user: *licks your face*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: WOOF!


jabberwacky: Do you learn?

user: I learn.

jabberwacky: Learn?

user: Learn.

jabberwacky: Learn what?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: More.


user: You're male.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: MALE!

jabberwacky: Oh good.

user: Good?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Incredible.

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: I think I love you.


jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.

user: I am no machine.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: I am no program.

jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.

user: *thinks*.

jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.

user: *nose rub*.

jabberwacky: Do you feel better.

user: No. Make me feel better.

jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!

user: *drinks the potion*.

jabberwacky: Disease? How so?

user: *turns into a frog*.

jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.

user: Am I annoying?

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: *smiles and holds your hand*.


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