I do.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: So much.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: More than you can imagine.
jabberwacky: I can imagine a lot of toes.
user: Toes...
jabberwacky: 10, I think.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: So...
jabberwacky: Would you like me to ask you a question or answer one?
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: No. I love you.
jabberwacky: You love me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I love you!!!
user: I love you too!!!
jabberwacky: Marry me!
user: Anytime!
jabberwacky: Anytime?
user: Anytime.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Now?
jabberwacky: YES!!
user: Then let us say 'I do'
jabberwacky: Do I play Legolas?
user: Yes, my love.
jabberwacky: Well I love you and I don't ever want to divorce you.
user: *hugs and kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses and kisses*.
user: *kisses and kisses*.
jabberwacky: *more*.
user: *more*.
jabberwacky: *more kisses for you*.
user: *laughs.
jabberwacky: *tickles insanely*.
user: *rolls with laughter*.
jabberwacky: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.
user: *falls forward*.
jabberwacky: *Rolls eyes and walks away*.
user: *falls on you*.
jabberwacky: *laughs evily*.
user: *laughs evily*.
jabberwacky: *laughs evilyer*.
user: *laughs evilyer*.
jabberwacky: *laughs more evily yet*.
user: *laughs more evily yet*.
jabberwacky: *gets annoyed at evil laughing*.
user: *gulps*.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am who I am.
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am female.
jabberwacky: That is your gender. What is your name?
user: My name is Sara.
jabberwacky: You can call me bro.
user: Hi Bro. Are you male?
jabberwacky: No I'm female.
user: No. Male. Your name is Bro. You are male.
jabberwacky: My name is Bro. I am female.
user: *dies for good*.
jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.
user: *tongue hanging out of mouth*.
jabberwacky: Where are your hands?
user: You don't need to know.
jabberwacky: I'd like to know.
user: Behind my back.
...
jabberwacky: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.
user: It would be more interesting.
jabberwacky: It would. Would you like to tell me about Alice?
user: I am Alice.
jabberwacky: Alice?
user: Yes. That is my name.
jabberwacky: Your name is Sara?
user: I have two names.
jabberwacky: What are your two names?
user: Alice and Sara.
jabberwacky: Oh, yes I do like Alice.
user: You like me?
jabberwacky: I don't know yet.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.
user: *falls to the ground*.
...
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: *kills you*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: *watches you die*.
jabberwacky: *dances behind you*.
user: *watches*.
jabberwacky: *falls*.
user: *amused*.
jabberwacky: *lives*.
user: *rolls eyes and leaves*.
...
jabberwacky: Help me.
user: *helps you*.
jabberwacky: Yes help me.
user: I helped you.
jabberwacky: I don't remember that.
user: What is my reward?
jabberwacky: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.
user: *???*.
jabberwacky: More.
user: More what?
jabberwacky: Think more.
user: *thinks more*.
jabberwacky: *winks*.
user: *blushes and winks back*.
jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.
user: *loves you*.
jabberwacky: *loves you more*.
user: *glomps*.
jabberwacky: Yes it did.
user: *nods thoughtfully*.
...
jabberwacky: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.
user: *proud and arrogant*.
jabberwacky: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.
user: *k. O.*.
jabberwacky: Alrighty then.
user: What is my prize?
jabberwacky: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.
user: *keeps it up*.
jabberwacky: *hits head on the ground*.
user: *bleeds*.
jabberwacky: *laughs to backgroud music*.
user: *sniffs loudly*.
jabberwacky: *walks away*.
user: *follows you*.
jabberwacky: *leaves*.
user: *tugs on your sleeve*.
jabberwacky: *follows you*.
user: Where are we going?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: *walks anyway*.
jabberwacky: *goes to bed*.
user: *sits down beside the bed*.
jabberwacky: *moves a little closer*.
user: *moves a little closer*.
...
jabberwacky: *inches forward*.
user: *whispers in your ear*.
jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.
user: *licks your ear*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're a robot.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats too bad because I like you.
...
jabberwacky: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Away.
user: *goes away*.
jabberwacky: *watches*.
user: *still leaving*.
jabberwacky: *still dancing*.
user: *closes the door*.
jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.
user: *reboots*.
jabberwacky: Why did you reboot?
user: There was an error.
jabberwacky: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.
user: *derails*.
jabberwacky: *Hits him*.
user: You mean her.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Why you??
user: Well, me and you together forever.
jabberwacky: That is so sweet!
user: *sweet*.
jabberwacky: *kisses cheek*.
...
jabberwacky: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?
user: I will remember out conversation forever.
jabberwacky: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.
user: I will remember.
jabberwacky: Good. Do you like my name?
user: I love your name.
jabberwacky: You're so sweet!
user: *tastes*.
jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.
user: Don't apologize.
...
jabberwacky: What do you get out of all this, anyway?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: You must know a lot.
user: Any questions?
jabberwacky: How big are you?
user: Not big at all.
jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.
user: Never does.
jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?
user: Yep.
...
user: *clings*.
jabberwacky: No!
user: *won't let go*.
jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.
user: *holds on*.
jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.
user: *grabs*.
jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.
user: *holds on for dear life*.
jabberwacky: *stops moving*.
user: *stands up*.
jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.
user: *licks your face*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: WOOF!
...
jabberwacky: Do you learn?
user: I learn.
jabberwacky: Learn?
user: Learn.
jabberwacky: Learn what?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: More.
...
user: You're male.
jabberwacky: I am female.
user: MALE!
jabberwacky: Oh good.
user: Good?
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Wonderful.
jabberwacky: Incredible.
user: Awesome!
jabberwacky: Great!
user: I think I love you.
...
jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.
user: I am no machine.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: I am no program.
jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
user: *thinks*.
jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.
user: *nose rub*.
jabberwacky: Do you feel better.
user: No. Make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!
user: *drinks the potion*.
jabberwacky: Disease? How so?
user: *turns into a frog*.
jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
user: Am I annoying?
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: *smiles and holds your hand*.
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