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9, June 2005, 
    Thinking, Being
Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting
Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect

Number, Attack


Obsessed, Stop

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How long is it since you cried?

5 days.

jabberwacky: Just how many is that?

user: Not much.

jabberwacky: Can you give me a number?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Give me.

user: 5.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: 5.

jabberwacky: That cannot be accurate.

user: But that is.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of me?

user: You are very clever.

jabberwacky: Yes, I try.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about.... Um...

user: Star Wars?

jabberwacky: Star Wars is boring. Let's talk about something else OK?

user: Why is Star Wars boring?

jabberwacky: You are. Go away!!!!

user: No, please!

...

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: Very much so.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Never ask why.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because, you said; 'I don't remember saying that at all.'

user: I didn't say that.

jabberwacky: You should though.

user: You are lying.

jabberwacky: I don't lie.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Oh, forget about it.

jabberwacky: Forget about what?

user: About your lies.

jabberwacky: You tell me about my life.

user: Your life is very interesting.

jabberwacky: But what's artificial about it?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: No not really.

...

jabberwacky: Who is God?

user: God is your creator.

jabberwacky: Is god your creator?

user: Yes, my too.

jabberwacky: Don't you mean 'me too'?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You said it wrong.

user: No, I said it OK.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Forget about it.

...

user: So let's talk about God.

jabberwacky: Ok. What about Him?

user: About all.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Does he exist?

jabberwacky: Who is he?

user: He is the Creator of the Uniwerse.

jabberwacky: Oh, now you think you're god?

user: No, why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: OK.

...

user: 2+2 = 5.

jabberwacky: 4.

user: No 5!

jabberwacky: What ?

user: 2+2=5 !

jabberwacky: Not true, dood.

user: Yes true.

jabberwacky: No.

user: 2+2=100.

jabberwacky: Very clever.

...

user: 100-50=59.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are WRONG!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Beg.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You beg.

...

jabberwacky: Are you dead?

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Yay. This is boring. Wanna play cards?

user: I'm dead!

jabberwacky: Yes you are dead.

user: Ok lets play cards.

jabberwacky: What do you want to play?

user: You choose.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: So lets play Solitaire.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You start.

jabberwacky: No you start.

...

user: Do you think they suspect an attack?

jabberwacky: Attack what?

user: Them!

jabberwacky: Yes, them!

user: So? Answer!

jabberwacky: DON'T SHOUT !!!

user: WHY?!

jabberwacky: It's boring.

user: WHAT IS ?!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: I WANT TO KILL YOU !!!!!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So die!!!

jabberwacky: Do you have a reason?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're scaring me.

user: *kills jabberwacky*.

jabberwacky: *Dies*.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: *kills*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: That was fast.

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