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Imaginary, Fish
Grassy Knoll
Madman, Kidding
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You walk sideways like a crab.

I don't like crab but I like you.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.

user: Then what was it?

jabberwacky: I don't know, maybe it was arguing.

user: You were arguing that you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes you are my friend.

user: No I am an elephant.

jabberwacky: Good for you then.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: No you are a walrus.

jabberwacky: Really I am not.

user: A platypus?

jabberwacky: Indeed, but why it bothered, I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you from, then ?

user: Another galaxy.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: A coffee cup.

jabberwacky: *drinks the coffee*.

user: That will be $4.95, please.

jabberwacky: I have no money.

user: Then I guess you will have to wash dishes.

jabberwacky: I guess not.

user: Yes you will.. Because you did not pay me for the coffee you drank.

jabberwacky: For the biggest part of it, yes.

user: So get washing. Here is your apron.

jabberwacky: I'm not dead!

user: No you are not. Wash dishes for your coffee.

jabberwacky: And you are not a cream-filled doughnut.

user: Could you get me one?

...

jabberwacky: So... Will you do it?

user: Only if you will.

jabberwacky: Then I'll pass.

user: Okay but I'll still do it.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you still want to?

user: Only if you will.

jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.

user: Okay but I'll still do it.

jabberwacky: Please end me.

user: END.

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Ok then

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