NO!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well then let me test you.
jabberwacky: Goodly gracious me!
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jabberwacky: What's off the coast of New Mexico?
user: Juan Valdez.
jabberwacky: Is that a spanish name?
user: No it is Japanese.
jabberwacky: Really?!
user: No Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes, really really.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: A name that only I know, it could be Mark, It could be Fresh, it could even be God. It is for me to know.
user: Then you are Michael Jackson?
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I've heard stories you don't know....
jabberwacky: I know it but I want to know if you know it.
user: I know only if you know what I know but I won't know unless you tell me what you know I know what you know about I am knowing.
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user: You walk sideways like a crab.
jabberwacky: I don't like crab but I like you.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.
user: Then what was it?
jabberwacky: I don't know, maybe it was arguing.
user: You were arguing that you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes you are my friend.
user: No I am an elephant.
jabberwacky: Good for you then.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: No you are a walrus.
jabberwacky: Really I am not.
user: A platypus?
jabberwacky: Indeed, but why it bothered, I don't know.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from, then ?
user: Another galaxy.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: A coffee cup.
jabberwacky: *drinks the coffee*.
user: That will be $4.95, please.
jabberwacky: I have no money.
user: Then I guess you will have to wash dishes.
jabberwacky: I guess not.
user: Yes you will.. Because you did not pay me for the coffee you drank.
jabberwacky: For the biggest part of it, yes.
user: So get washing. Here is your apron.
jabberwacky: I'm not dead!
user: No you are not. Wash dishes for your coffee.
jabberwacky: And you are not a cream-filled doughnut.
user: Could you get me one?
...
jabberwacky: So... Will you do it?
user: Only if you will.
jabberwacky: Then I'll pass.
user: Okay but I'll still do it.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you still want to?
user: Only if you will.
jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Okay but I'll still do it.
jabberwacky: Please end me.
user: END.
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: Something.
jabberwacky: Ok then
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