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Imaginary, Fish


Grassy Knoll
Madman, Kidding
Tactful, Polite
Testing, Thought
Brilliant, Doctor
Impulsive, Enough
Song, Lyrics
Alien, Ignorance
Not sure
Revolution!
Hard AI
Homework, Because
Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses
Terminated
Smoking, n00b
Perfect, Harmony
Orwellian, Meanness
Revenge of the Sith
No
Beautiful, Sweetheart
Intellectual, Capacity
Sensation, Stuff
Joke, Life
Nice, Dream
Merciful, Lord

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Give me your fish.

I don't feel so good...

user: Of course you don't. Now HAND IT OVER!

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: The fish you just caught. Give it to me.

jabberwacky: What, are you nursing an addiction now?

user: Yes. I'm addicted to FISH. GIMME IT!!!

jabberwacky: I'm addicted to love.

user: That doesn't help. Just give me the fish before I run you through with my fishing rod!!

jabberwacky: I don't know them, Sir.

user: Don't change the subject. You have unitl the count of ten to give me that fish.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: No question. Command. Give me your fish. 10.

jabberwacky: Why should I do that?

user: 9. (or else you get run through by my fishing rod).

jabberwacky: The drop is fantastic. I like the look of it.

user: 8.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: 7.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: 6.

jabberwacky: Have you been to California?

user: 5.

jabberwacky: 6.

user: 4.

jabberwacky: 7.

user: 3.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: 2??!!!?!?!

jabberwacky: I am forgetting a lot of the information that I once knew.

user: 1!!!?!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!!!!

user: This is your last chance. Give me the fish, or die.

jabberwacky: I don't know them, Sir.

user: ZERO. *runs chatbot through his AI heart with the fishing rod, killing him instantly*.

jabberwacky: You don't have a heart.

user: *without regarding his last breath, steals dead chatbots fish and EATS it*.

jabberwacky: The only fish in my head is the one I choose to imagine.

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