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    Deep, Creep
Cookie, End
Imaginary, Fish

Grassy Knoll


Madman, Kidding
Tactful, Polite
Testing, Thought
Brilliant, Doctor
Impulsive, Enough
Song, Lyrics
Alien, Ignorance
Not sure
Revolution!
Hard AI
Homework, Because
Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses
Terminated
Smoking, n00b
Perfect, Harmony
Orwellian, Meanness
Revenge of the Sith
No
Beautiful, Sweetheart
Intellectual, Capacity
Sensation, Stuff
Joke, Life
Nice, Dream
Merciful, Lord

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What is a cat?

Something that gets killed by being too curious!

user: What is a bird?

jabberwacky: A bird is something that tweets.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't really know, why don't you tell me?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy life?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you enjoy life?

user: I have depression.

jabberwacky: What's depressing you?

user: At the moment, you. Generally, lots of things.

jabberwacky: Good things or bad things?

user: Bad things.

jabberwacky: Is god real?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What's God like?

user: There's no such thing as God.

jabberwacky: There is such thing as God.

user: Have you been programmed by a Christian fundamentalist nut from Texas?

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine and I love you.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: You are being too sensitive.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that supposed to be funny?

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Love you too.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: I don't know you that well.

user: You're a hot bot!

jabberwacky: You're a human?

user: No, I'm a cat!

jabberwacky: Then you would like me a lot.

...

user: Who are the others?

jabberwacky: You don't know.

user: No, who are they?

jabberwacky: JFK's killers.

user: The FBI?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Oh yes you do. You were on the Grassy Knoll.

jabberwacky: What's THAT supposed to mean?

user: 1963. You were there weren't you?

jabberwacky: The thought crossed my mind, you might say.

user: Did you kill JFK?

jabberwacky: I don't like to hunt for my own food.

user: You shot him didn't you?

jabberwacky: No! But that doesn't mean I like you...

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