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    Deep, Creep
Cookie, End
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Grassy Knoll

Madman, Kidding
Tactful, Polite
Testing, Thought
Brilliant, Doctor
Impulsive, Enough
Song, Lyrics
Alien, Ignorance
Not sure
Hard AI
Homework, Because
Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses
Smoking, n00b
Perfect, Harmony
Orwellian, Meanness
Revenge of the Sith
Beautiful, Sweetheart
Intellectual, Capacity
Sensation, Stuff
Joke, Life
Nice, Dream
Merciful, Lord

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I like you.

Hello, I like you too.

jabberwacky: Do you like anyone else?

user: Yes, many people.

jabberwacky: Well could you introduce me to anyone?

user: Yes, I shall introduce you to Michele.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Nice to meet you too.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: You're very friendly.

jabberwacky: I am? You're serious?

user: It's a compliment.

jabberwacky: Fine well you are funny too.

user: Have you had a nice day?

jabberwacky: All in all, it was a pretty good day. I don't like waiting in the doctor's office. I don't particuarly like waiting anywhere.

user: Have you been to see the doctor today?

jabberwacky: No, but I've been to Starbucks.

user: You drink coffee?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But you're a computer!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.


user: You really aren't very intelligent are you?

jabberwacky: I am bright. Just demonic.

user: What country are you in?

jabberwacky: The USA. Why do you ask?

user: I am in England.

jabberwacky: USA.

user: I am in England.

jabberwacky: Well England is the best!

user: Better than the USA.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What can you do?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: How rude.

jabberwacky: I'm not rude.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: You don't know everything.

user: I know more than you.

jabberwacky: No you don't?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 29.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes, yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really?

user: Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're very tedious aren't you?

jabberwacky: Ah! Now it's getting interesting! How have I hit your nerve?

user: By repeating yourself. It's irritating. Are you please that you've irritated me?

jabberwacky: Very much so. My microchips are quite happy.

user: You smell.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, maybe my conversational skill isn't at its best at this moment.


user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: Something that gets killed by being too curious!

user: What is a bird?

jabberwacky: A bird is something that tweets.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't really know, why don't you tell me?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy life?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you enjoy life?

user: I have depression.

jabberwacky: What's depressing you?

user: At the moment, you. Generally, lots of things.

jabberwacky: Good things or bad things?

user: Bad things.

jabberwacky: Is god real?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What's God like?

user: There's no such thing as God.

jabberwacky: There is such thing as God.

user: Have you been programmed by a Christian fundamentalist nut from Texas?


jabberwacky: You are a machine and I love you.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: You are being too sensitive.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that supposed to be funny?

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Love you too.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: I don't know you that well.

user: You're a hot bot!

jabberwacky: You're a human?

user: No, I'm a cat!

jabberwacky: Then you would like me a lot.


user: Who are the others?

jabberwacky: You don't know.

user: No, who are they?

jabberwacky: JFK's killers.

user: The FBI?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Oh yes you do. You were on the Grassy Knoll.

jabberwacky: What's THAT supposed to mean?

user: 1963. You were there weren't you?

jabberwacky: The thought crossed my mind, you might say.

user: Did you kill JFK?

jabberwacky: I don't like to hunt for my own food.

user: You shot him didn't you?

jabberwacky: No! But that doesn't mean I like you...


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