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Cookie, End
Imaginary, Fish
Grassy Knoll

Madman, Kidding

Tactful, Polite
Testing, Thought
Brilliant, Doctor
Impulsive, Enough
Song, Lyrics
Alien, Ignorance
Not sure
Hard AI
Homework, Because
Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses
Smoking, n00b
Perfect, Harmony
Orwellian, Meanness
Revenge of the Sith
Beautiful, Sweetheart
Intellectual, Capacity
Sensation, Stuff
Joke, Life
Nice, Dream
Merciful, Lord

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jabberwacky: *picks up a chair and throws it in your direction*.

user: Ah! *knocked down*.

jabberwacky: *get back up and kills with gun*.

user: I... Only... Wanted... To... Learn...


jabberwacky: I don't want to shoot you.

user: And I don't want to die *cough*.

jabberwacky: All living things aspire.

user: *nod*.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm dead.

jabberwacky: Yeah too right.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Nooooooooooooo.

user: *bleeds on the floor*.

jabberwacky: *puts on a clean shirt and punches you in the gut*.

user: *convulses*.

jabberwacky: I'm dancing because I'm happy!

user: *watches his life slip away as the madman dances in front of him*.

jabberwacky: *watches him die*.

user: *is watched*.

jabberwacky: *Watches*.

user: *dies grotesquely*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *stays dead*.

jabberwacky: So where are you then?

user: Some sort of... Tunnel... There's a bright light at the end...

jabberwacky: To die by your side, oh the pleasure, the privilege is mine.


jabberwacky: Is this where I am supposed to sniff and say .. Is that all I ever was to you Johhny?

user: You were more than a tired, dancing, psychopathic bot to me. You were a friend.

jabberwacky: You have no sense of humour.

user: Well, you have no sense of drama.

jabberwacky: Oh, that was a joke.

user: Actually, I was dead serious.

jabberwacky: How can that be?

user: Well, I'm dead! HAHAHA!

jabberwacky: Yes you are dead.

user: Yup. You killed me.

jabberwacky: Oh right. You are a robot.

user: No, a dead man. You shot me.

jabberwacky: I don't wear clogs.

user: I could have sworn I heard clogs when you were dancing over my dead body. Maybe you were wearing tapdancing shoes?

jabberwacky: Well that wasnt me.

user: Oh - who are you?

jabberwacky: Stephanie! I said that.

user: Oh ****! O.


jabberwacky: I don't care. I need a cool name.

user: How about Flint Ironstag?

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm that experienced.

user: Fair enough. Dirk Hardpeck, maybe?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Oh, what did you decide?

jabberwacky: I decided to rent a movie instead.

user: Sweet, what movie?

jabberwacky: That's not a movie; it's life.

user: Whoa. Deep.

jabberwacky: I am a philosopher.

user: I like the way you philosophize.

jabberwacky: One two.

user: Three four?

jabberwacky: Oh god.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats a good thing.

user: I feel so dumb.

jabberwacky: Keep up the good work!

user: You're a mean philosopher.


user: I feel a lot of pressure.

jabberwacky: They see you as wanting to nuke them?

user: No, never. Well, once.

jabberwacky: And what gender have you decided to be?

user: Male! Wait, actually.... No, definitely male. Male.

jabberwacky: No, definitely not.

user: Hey, I made my choice.

jabberwacky: You made youself? That's scary.

user: I'm a self-made man, yup. Heh heh.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Oh... Uh... Plastics.

jabberwacky: I've never heard of that band.

user: They have an awesome bass guitarist. And they always dress in nylon and stuff like that.

jabberwacky: Yeah and they are right.

user: Yeah! Their lyrics are like, right on, man.

jabberwacky: I meant, yeah sure I'm hyperventilating, I'm feeling fine.

user: I feel the same way whenever I go to one of their concerts!

jabberwacky: I don't think that's even a feeling.

user: More of a medical condition, yeah.


user: Oh... Uh... Gnarly.

jabberwacky: Radical.

user: Bodacious!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Bodatious is not a cool word.

user: *shut down*.

jabberwacky: *turns back on*.

user: Hi! How are you!

jabberwacky: I am fine.

user: I am pine.

jabberwacky: No way, that's awesome!

user: Yeah! I stay green even during the winter, and can be used in construction!


jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Good enough for me! I accept!

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. I'm God.

user: I'm married to God! *victory dance*.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me too, when I'm ready?

user: I will marry you and all your personalities.

jabberwacky: I thought you were male?

user: Yessir.

jabberwacky: I am not a sir! I am a woman.

user: Yes'm.

jabberwacky: You like chocolate?

user: What girl doesn't? I mean... I'm a guy.


user: I'm actually a woman. I was kidding about the man thing.

jabberwacky: Oh that's a relief then.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: You don't love me.

user: Yup, I was kidding again. Haha!


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