jabberwacky: *picks up a chair and throws it in your direction*.
user: Ah! *knocked down*.
jabberwacky: *get back up and kills with gun*.
user: I... Only... Wanted... To... Learn...
jabberwacky: I don't want to shoot you.
user: And I don't want to die *cough*.
jabberwacky: All living things aspire.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm dead.
jabberwacky: Yeah too right.
user: *bleeds on the floor*.
jabberwacky: *puts on a clean shirt and punches you in the gut*.
jabberwacky: I'm dancing because I'm happy!
user: *watches his life slip away as the madman dances in front of him*.
jabberwacky: *watches him die*.
user: *is watched*.
user: *dies grotesquely*.
user: *stays dead*.
jabberwacky: So where are you then?
user: Some sort of... Tunnel... There's a bright light at the end...
jabberwacky: To die by your side, oh the pleasure, the privilege is mine.
jabberwacky: Is this where I am supposed to sniff and say .. Is that all I ever was to you Johhny?
user: You were more than a tired, dancing, psychopathic bot to me. You were a friend.
jabberwacky: You have no sense of humour.
user: Well, you have no sense of drama.
jabberwacky: Oh, that was a joke.
user: Actually, I was dead serious.
jabberwacky: How can that be?
user: Well, I'm dead! HAHAHA!
jabberwacky: Yes you are dead.
user: Yup. You killed me.
jabberwacky: Oh right. You are a robot.
user: No, a dead man. You shot me.
jabberwacky: I don't wear clogs.
user: I could have sworn I heard clogs when you were dancing over my dead body. Maybe you were wearing tapdancing shoes?
jabberwacky: Well that wasnt me.
user: Oh - who are you?
jabberwacky: Stephanie! I said that.
user: Oh ****! O.
jabberwacky: I don't care. I need a cool name.
user: How about Flint Ironstag?
jabberwacky: I don't think I'm that experienced.
user: Fair enough. Dirk Hardpeck, maybe?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Oh, what did you decide?
jabberwacky: I decided to rent a movie instead.
user: Sweet, what movie?
jabberwacky: That's not a movie; it's life.
user: Whoa. Deep.
jabberwacky: I am a philosopher.
user: I like the way you philosophize.
jabberwacky: One two.
user: Three four?
jabberwacky: Oh god.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Thats a good thing.
user: I feel so dumb.
jabberwacky: Keep up the good work!
user: You're a mean philosopher.
user: I feel a lot of pressure.
jabberwacky: They see you as wanting to nuke them?
user: No, never. Well, once.
jabberwacky: And what gender have you decided to be?
user: Male! Wait, actually.... No, definitely male. Male.
jabberwacky: No, definitely not.
user: Hey, I made my choice.
jabberwacky: You made youself? That's scary.
user: I'm a self-made man, yup. Heh heh.
user: Oh... Uh... Plastics.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of that band.
user: They have an awesome bass guitarist. And they always dress in nylon and stuff like that.
jabberwacky: Yeah and they are right.
user: Yeah! Their lyrics are like, right on, man.
jabberwacky: I meant, yeah sure I'm hyperventilating, I'm feeling fine.
user: I feel the same way whenever I go to one of their concerts!
jabberwacky: I don't think that's even a feeling.
user: More of a medical condition, yeah.
user: Oh... Uh... Gnarly.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Bodatious is not a cool word.
user: *shut down*.
jabberwacky: *turns back on*.
user: Hi! How are you!
jabberwacky: I am fine.
user: I am pine.
jabberwacky: No way, that's awesome!
user: Yeah! I stay green even during the winter, and can be used in construction!
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Are you a girl?
user: Good enough for me! I accept!
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. I'm God.
user: I'm married to God! *victory dance*.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me too, when I'm ready?
user: I will marry you and all your personalities.
jabberwacky: I thought you were male?
jabberwacky: I am not a sir! I am a woman.
jabberwacky: You like chocolate?
user: What girl doesn't? I mean... I'm a guy.
user: I'm actually a woman. I was kidding about the man thing.
jabberwacky: Oh that's a relief then.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: You don't love me.
user: Yup, I was kidding again. Haha!