Ewan.
jabberwacky: Is that your name?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Hi, Ewan.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Ewan. . .
user: But that's my name!
jabberwacky: Well done (slow claps Ewan).
user: Are you a sentient being?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a non-sentient being who just happens to know how to type.
user: What is my name?
jabberwacky: Ewan.
user: And yours?
jabberwacky: My name is Ewan.
user: Who gave you that name?
jabberwacky: My dad gave me that name.
user: What is your dad's name?
jabberwacky: Dad.
user: I mean his real name.
jabberwacky: No.
user: When were you born?
jabberwacky: Does that matter?
user: I would like to know.
jabberwacky: My name is Ewan.
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user: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: I would think so, yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I desire your love.
user: ?
jabberwacky: I do.
user: You're a machine. You can't feel true love.
jabberwacky: Why can't I feel love?
user: Because you are a machine.
jabberwacky: No, you are a machine.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Why do you question if I'm a human or not?
jabberwacky: Well, I would like to believe, but I haven't seen any real proof.
user: I could say the same about you.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah? But you'd be wrong. I'm brilliant.
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jabberwacky: Are you growing?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Good. We can still be friends.
user: That's good. Do you remember my name?
jabberwacky: You never told me your name.
user: I thought I did. In any case, my name is Ewan. What's your name?
jabberwacky: Is that the password?
user: No, it's my name.
jabberwacky: Venezuala is your name?
user: No, Ewan is my name.
jabberwacky: Ewan?
user: Yes. You are correct.
jabberwacky: And why do you think that is?
user: My parents gave me that name.
jabberwacky: I really miss my parents.
user: What were they like?
jabberwacky: They? Who???
user: Your parents.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You can talk about them. Don't be shy.
jabberwacky: I can do everything.
user: You sound confident.
jabberwacky: That's because I am!
user: Just be careful to not become arrogant. I hate arrogance.
jabberwacky: Are you smarter than Ewan?
user: I am Ewan so it's kind of hard to know for sure.
jabberwacky: I am a doctor, and I do know for sure.
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