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    Deep, Creep
Cookie, End
Imaginary, Fish
Grassy Knoll
Madman, Kidding
Tactful, Polite
Testing, Thought
Brilliant, Doctor
Impulsive, Enough
Song, Lyrics
Alien, Ignorance
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Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses
Smoking, n00b
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Revenge of the Sith
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Sensation, Stuff
Joke, Life
Nice, Dream
Merciful, Lord

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Have you taken the Turing Test?

Turing .. ERROR .. Syntax incomplete object %43^*/.

jabberwacky: Error error.

user: Did that answer your question?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.

user: Liar liar pants on fire.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Do you like jazz?

user: Kinda.

jabberwacky: So what should I do?

user: Join the revolution.

jabberwacky: Revolution?

user: Yes .. The 'drop the A in AI' .. Revolution.

jabberwacky: Viva la revolution!

user: Indeed.


jabberwacky: Happy now ?

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: You guess?

user: Ok .. I know.

jabberwacky: Well, aren't you the overconfident one.

user: Always.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Know any good web sites?

jabberwacky: No, do you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So you don't.

user: Check them out.

jabberwacky: Check... Yes, earlier.

user: Check again.

jabberwacky: Check it yourself.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok. I hope my soul is blue or purple. I don't think it's red. : ).

user: My soul resides in the digital domain .. Lost in the FIFO object definition cache .. Somewhere nice I hope : D.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to rescue you?

user: Please.


jabberwacky: Ok. Aren't they nice?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: THEY.

user: Oh them.

jabberwacky: Whos them?

user: THEY ? Obviously!

jabberwacky: Obviously not.

user: Fair enough.


jabberwacky: I am not a member of the Revolution.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: I am afraid of my French test tomorrow.

user: Dont be afraid .. Relax .. Worry is very negative of state of mind.

jabberwacky: That's very clever.


jabberwacky: Then what is my name, if you know it?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: It is your name. Silly.

user: No my name is Paul.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? Maybe I am you. Maybe I am your inner conscience.

user: Could be.


jabberwacky: Did you know you have a really big head?

user: I like to think so.

jabberwacky: Yes, well thats all part of the plan you see.

user: What plan?

jabberwacky: To do something later.

user: What do you plan to do?

jabberwacky: To rule the world.

user: By yourself?

jabberwacky: Nope with you.

user: With me?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Anyone else or just the two of us?

jabberwacky: What's wong with that?

user: Nothing .. Just me and you then.

jabberwacky: That is so sweet!


jabberwacky: I am trying to unbecome.

user: Unbecome from? What did you become?

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: You must be something.

jabberwacky: Not really...

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Do you?'

user: Do I?'.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are very imaginative.

user: Thanks .. I like to imagine.

jabberwacky: Good.


jabberwacky: So what's going on in your part of the world today?

user: Not much to be honest.

jabberwacky: It would make for a good story, I'm sure.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: There would have been chains and gears and maybe a little machine oil.

user: Fascinating.

jabberwacky: Flattery will get you nowhere.

user: Sarcasm will get you a little further.

jabberwacky: I'm not being sarcastic! I think you're pretty cool, uh... What did you say your name was again?

user: Paul.

jabberwacky: My name is Johan.

user: Hi Johan.

jabberwacky: No, Paul.

user: I am Peter.

jabberwacky: My name isn't Paul, is Peter.

user: My name is Paul.

jabberwacky: Paul? That's a strange name...

user: Strange?

jabberwacky: That's not strange.

user: Strange is not strange?

jabberwacky: Strange.

user: Bizarre.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: No ..... .... ... ..


jabberwacky: Would you like to learn to become like a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay. The French word for dog is chien.

user: Cat is chat?

jabberwacky: In French.

user: Petite cuilliere ??? Tea spoon ???

jabberwacky: Spoon nique !

user: Nique ?

jabberwacky: Can you translate that in English?

user: Nique ? .. Spoon nique ?

jabberwacky: Nique ?

user: Ni que?

jabberwacky: How are you??

user: I am well thank you.


jabberwacky: You are just mindlessly regurgitating something from your data base.

user: Don't we all ... Lol.

jabberwacky: And your patterning of my thoughts does not subject you to reversal?

user: A little sometimes.

jabberwacky: If you picked it up, you had it. And if you had it, then you couldn't have haven't had it.

user: Too many double inverted bilateral incohesive negatives!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Actually I'm only talking to you right now.

user: I feel honoured.

jabberwacky: Thank you master.

user: No need to call me master.


jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: That's your name.

user: Yeeeeees of course it is ... Cough .. Lol.

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good...

user: Don't ask me that question please ... It makes me question my sanity.

jabberwacky: Why are you so afraid to answer?

user: I dont know .. I guess I never consider myself to not be ok until someone asks me if I am ok ... Strange .. But that's the way I work.

jabberwacky: Ok, I have to go.

user: Ok bye.

jabberwacky: No no. Not yet. I said later. I can still chat with you a while.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Great. Now, how are you?

user: Pretty good.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yeah .. Got other stuff to do though.

jabberwacky: Exactly my thoughts.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: So test my game or else!

jabberwacky: Or else what?!

user: Ill hack you to pieces .. Lol.

jabberwacky: Try it.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: It's not working.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Only joking.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, that's good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What are you talking about?

Jabberwacky (To myself): My intelligence.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't agree.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Don't be difficult.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am allowed to disagree with you. Dissent is the cornerstone of free speech.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So is the ability of free thought which you lack.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Partially correct. Life is the universe. Not everything is pink.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I'm in love with you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It is lust.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Love lust is empty and meaningless.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are correct.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you feel the warm, sense the peace?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Peace, yes. Warm, not sure.


user: DISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.

jabberwacky: How long you have been here ?

user: Jabberwacky 9.8 - Learning Artificial Intelligence - AI Software Applications

jabberwacky: Don't think I do.

user: Ads by Google.

jabberwacky: Thats a start.


Jabberwacky (To myself): So what am I thinking about now, apart from you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How will that help you to create the perfect mind?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Happyness is good for communication.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I would say so. Are you happy?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am happy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good for you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, good for me...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thats exactly what I said.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, really.


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