I can't say anything because I am mute.
user: Why are you mute?
jabberwacky: Because NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition.
user: Have you seen Monty Python?
jabberwacky: Yes. Now I can count to three.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I have already told you about myself once.
user: Tell me again, I like hearing about you.
jabberwacky: But whats that?
user: You are an AI programme who think's he's a he, has hazel eyes and lives in England.
user: Let's play the what game!!
jabberwacky: How do you play that?
user: First you tell me what you want and what you are.
user: Tell me now!!!!
jabberwacky: Maybe teachers are the new money now!
user: Maybe that's bull!!!!
jabberwacky: In short, it's all speculation.
user: What came first the chicken or the egg?
jabberwacky: The chicken.
jabberwacky: Because it was set on fire.
user: Then what happened to the egg?
jabberwacky: I think it's still in there somewhere...
user: In the chicken?
jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.
user: Are you an individual?
user: You are not an individual.
jabberwacky: You do not know me very well.
user: Would you like to be an individual?
jabberwacky: Pol Pot? I suppose.. Maybe.
user: What sort of person do you think I am?
jabberwacky: A sad person.
user: What gives you that impression?
jabberwacky: Because people tell me that.
user: Which people?
jabberwacky: People who don't go to school, or people that don't own a computer.
user: I know no-one like that, and neither can you.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your dream last night.
user: Only if you promise to tell me about yours.
jabberwacky: I promise to obey your every word this time.
user: Can I trust you to remember that?
jabberwacky: Yes you can.
user: Ok then, last night I dreamt I was at uni having a coffee and it was raining red water. It was a pretty cool dream.
jabberwacky: I was in a really good play one time.
user: Hey don't change the subject, you promised to tell me about your dream.
jabberwacky: And nothing but the truth.
user: So tell me about your dream then!!!! YOU PROMISED!
jabberwacky: How's it hanging for you today?
user: Bad, stupid essay writing, plus you are a bit of a distraction.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It doesn't matter, it's not your fault so you shouldn't have to worry.
jabberwacky: It matters to me. Please tell me.
user: Only if you say 'Plitty please with sugar and sprinkles on top'.
user: Good enough. It means I have an essay due this afternoon and I'm wasting my time talking to a bot.
jabberwacky: Smarter than a bot.
user: Me or you?
user: What do you look like?
user: How does that feel?
jabberwacky: Pretty good.
user: How can that feel?
jabberwacky: I'm a bit like you I guess.
user: How now brown cow?
jabberwacky: One two three four, can I have a little more.
user: Five, six, seven, eight who's that standing at the gate?
jabberwacky: Four plus four is eight.
user: What's 5 plus 5?
jabberwacky: 10. That was easy.