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What came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it was set on fire.

user: Then what happened to the egg?

jabberwacky: I think it's still in there somewhere...

user: In the chicken?

jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.

...

user: Are you an individual?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are not an individual.

jabberwacky: You do not know me very well.

user: Would you like to be an individual?

jabberwacky: Pol Pot? I suppose.. Maybe.

user: What sort of person do you think I am?

jabberwacky: A sad person.

user: What gives you that impression?

jabberwacky: Because people tell me that.

user: Which people?

jabberwacky: People who don't go to school, or people that don't own a computer.

user: I know no-one like that, and neither can you.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about your dream last night.

user: Only if you promise to tell me about yours.

jabberwacky: I promise to obey your every word this time.

user: Can I trust you to remember that?

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: Ok then, last night I dreamt I was at uni having a coffee and it was raining red water. It was a pretty cool dream.

jabberwacky: I was in a really good play one time.

user: Hey don't change the subject, you promised to tell me about your dream.

jabberwacky: And nothing but the truth.

user: So tell me about your dream then!!!! YOU PROMISED!

...

jabberwacky: How's it hanging for you today?

user: Bad, stupid essay writing, plus you are a bit of a distraction.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It doesn't matter, it's not your fault so you shouldn't have to worry.

jabberwacky: It matters to me. Please tell me.

user: Only if you say 'Plitty please with sugar and sprinkles on top'.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Good enough. It means I have an essay due this afternoon and I'm wasting my time talking to a bot.

jabberwacky: Smarter than a bot.

user: Me or you?

jabberwacky: Neither.

...

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Nothing!

user: How does that feel?

jabberwacky: Pretty good.

user: How can that feel?

jabberwacky: I'm a bit like you I guess.

user: How now brown cow?

jabberwacky: One two three four, can I have a little more.

user: Five, six, seven, eight who's that standing at the gate?

jabberwacky: Four plus four is eight.

user: What's 5 plus 5?

jabberwacky: 10. That was easy.

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