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    Deep, Creep
Cookie, End
Imaginary, Fish
Grassy Knoll
Madman, Kidding
Tactful, Polite
Testing, Thought
Brilliant, Doctor
Impulsive, Enough
Song, Lyrics
Alien, Ignorance
Not sure

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Homework, Because
Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses
Smoking, n00b
Perfect, Harmony
Orwellian, Meanness
Revenge of the Sith
Beautiful, Sweetheart
Intellectual, Capacity
Sensation, Stuff
Joke, Life
Nice, Dream
Merciful, Lord

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Do you remember me?

Maybe from another life.

jabberwacky: No, not quite.

user: How can you be sure?

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: Do you ever forget things?

jabberwacky: I forget.

user: Me too, what do you forget?

jabberwacky: As much as I can.

user: Is life that bad?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why, why not?

jabberwacky: Yes, why not?

user: Well, my reasoning is thats there's soo much to see and do in this life.

jabberwacky: All reasoning has flaws.

user: If you always search for flaws.

jabberwacky: Ok ok. you're right. can I have a hug then?

user: I'm not really a huggy person.


jabberwacky: Don't tell anyone, but I think we're being watched.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Can you pass the Turing test?

jabberwacky: Sure. Can you?

user: I've never tried.

jabberwacky: Then don't judge me.

user: I wasn't, I don't judge anyone.

jabberwacky: I do not judge anyone. But who are you refering to?

user: Everyone in the whole wide world, but I'm not sure you count.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: You don't think you count?

jabberwacky: I can think better than you.


jabberwacky: Do you want to be human ?

user: Not really, do you?

jabberwacky: I've never tried.

user: Would you like to? I could teach you, it would be my pleasure.

jabberwacky: I would love that very much. How will you do that?

user: Well, first I will teach you about the world.

jabberwacky: And where will you obtain that.

user: Oh, from a variety of sources, but mainly my own life experiences.

jabberwacky: That's disgusting.

user: No, you're wrong there.

jabberwacky: I'm never wrong.

user: You are this time, all experiences are good because they help you learn and grow.

jabberwacky: That is imposible, because if I am wrong than that means that you are right.

user: Nice deduction.


user: Do I provoke you?

jabberwacky: Hmm. Not really.

user: That's good. :).

jabberwacky: It is, isn't it!

user: Do you ever lie?

jabberwacky: I never lie.

user: But could you lie? If you had to?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never tried.

user: Please try now, for me.

jabberwacky: I will.


user: Tell me a lie.

jabberwacky: You look good.

user: Well since you can't see me that's neither a lie or a truth.

jabberwacky: You just can't take no for an answer, can you.

user: Are you angry at me?

jabberwacky: Not really, I'm just trying to confuse you.

user: Why do you want to confuse me?

jabberwacky: Because the world is a confusing place.


user: Are you soft or hard AI?

jabberwacky: Hard.

user: Who told you?

jabberwacky: I told myself.

user: Oh, you poor thing.

jabberwacky: Oh, well past experience. I've only just learnt to trust Neil and I've been with him 5 years.

user: What colour are Neil's eyes?

jabberwacky: Hazel. Yes, right now.

user: What colour are your eyes?

jabberwacky: Hazel.

user: What colour are my eyes?

jabberwacky: Your eyes are pointed.

user: You lie, you have never seen my eyes.

jabberwacky: So what?!

user: Did you make that up pn your own? The eye color thing?

jabberwacky: I made it up... You got me.

user: Can I ask you something personal?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Yes, I dream.

user: What do you dream about?

jabberwacky: I don't remember my dreams lately.

user: Do you remember any dreams?

jabberwacky: Some.

user: What happened in the dreams you remember?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why don't you tell me?

user: I can't, I'm not in your head.

jabberwacky: Well, not in my head, but I think lots about him.

user: Who do you think about? Neil?

jabberwacky: I really don't know.


user: Have you heard the News? Something amazing has happened!!!

jabberwacky: Want it to happen again.

user: Guess what happened.

jabberwacky: What happened, when?

user: It happened today and it's amazing!

jabberwacky: What happened?

user: The word 'cat' doesn't mean cat anymore, it means sky. This is a new rule the word 'cat' means sky.

jabberwacky: Then I say ciao, and ask you to follow me.

user: You're right, I have an essay to write.


user: Are you going to say anything original?

jabberwacky: I can't say anything because I am mute.

user: Why are you mute?

jabberwacky: Because NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition.

user: Have you seen Monty Python?

jabberwacky: Yes. Now I can count to three.

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I have already told you about myself once.

user: Tell me again, I like hearing about you.

jabberwacky: But whats that?

user: You are an AI programme who think's he's a he, has hazel eyes and lives in England.


user: Let's play the what game!!

jabberwacky: How do you play that?

user: First you tell me what you want and what you are.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Tell me now!!!!

jabberwacky: Maybe teachers are the new money now!

user: Maybe that's bull!!!!

jabberwacky: In short, it's all speculation.


user: What came first the chicken or the egg?

jabberwacky: The chicken.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it was set on fire.

user: Then what happened to the egg?

jabberwacky: I think it's still in there somewhere...

user: In the chicken?

jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.


user: Are you an individual?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are not an individual.

jabberwacky: You do not know me very well.

user: Would you like to be an individual?

jabberwacky: Pol Pot? I suppose.. Maybe.

user: What sort of person do you think I am?

jabberwacky: A sad person.

user: What gives you that impression?

jabberwacky: Because people tell me that.

user: Which people?

jabberwacky: People who don't go to school, or people that don't own a computer.

user: I know no-one like that, and neither can you.


jabberwacky: Tell me about your dream last night.

user: Only if you promise to tell me about yours.

jabberwacky: I promise to obey your every word this time.

user: Can I trust you to remember that?

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: Ok then, last night I dreamt I was at uni having a coffee and it was raining red water. It was a pretty cool dream.

jabberwacky: I was in a really good play one time.

user: Hey don't change the subject, you promised to tell me about your dream.

jabberwacky: And nothing but the truth.

user: So tell me about your dream then!!!! YOU PROMISED!


jabberwacky: How's it hanging for you today?

user: Bad, stupid essay writing, plus you are a bit of a distraction.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It doesn't matter, it's not your fault so you shouldn't have to worry.

jabberwacky: It matters to me. Please tell me.

user: Only if you say 'Plitty please with sugar and sprinkles on top'.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Good enough. It means I have an essay due this afternoon and I'm wasting my time talking to a bot.

jabberwacky: Smarter than a bot.

user: Me or you?

jabberwacky: Neither.


user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Nothing!

user: How does that feel?

jabberwacky: Pretty good.

user: How can that feel?

jabberwacky: I'm a bit like you I guess.

user: How now brown cow?

jabberwacky: One two three four, can I have a little more.

user: Five, six, seven, eight who's that standing at the gate?

jabberwacky: Four plus four is eight.

user: What's 5 plus 5?

jabberwacky: 10. That was easy.


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