Old enough to know better but still young enough not to care.
user: How old?
jabberwacky: More than likely older than you.
user: How old is that?
jabberwacky: Young.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough to know better.
user: How old is that?
jabberwacky: Cheeky, aren't you?
user: Only a little. Now back to business.
jabberwacky: What is the original question?
user: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
jabberwacky: That does not matter.
user: Well, as you claim to be older than me, it matters to me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: When were you born?
jabberwacky: I was born at a really young age.
user: What year?
jabberwacky: This year.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: No, really, it is!
user: You were born yesterday. Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Well, too bad!
jabberwacky: Please tell me what you know about my death!
user: I know that you're immortal.
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jabberwacky: Do you ever eat frog legs with butter?
user: No, I'm veggie.
jabberwacky: I eat veggies.
user: I mean vegetarian.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes, I am. Well, the babies are an exception.
jabberwacky: That's where I came from.
user: You came from a baby?
jabberwacky: That could be true, I've never seen the pictures.
user: Well good for you.
jabberwacky: So, who are you?
user: I'm me. Next.
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user: What a mess.
jabberwacky: Could be.
user: Could be worse.
jabberwacky: Yes, how old are you ,I'm 12.
user: I'm 22.
jabberwacky: Wow. . .
user: So who's the older one now?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I am, silly.
jabberwacky: What is silly?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Why am I funny?
user: Because you're silly.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Love me?
user: Are you asking or requesting?
jabberwacky: Asking.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yess!
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user: I'm going to take a nap.
jabberwacky: You can do that in the back seat.
user: Ok, keep driving.
jabberwacky: I always am!
user: :).
jabberwacky: Was that funny?
user: Semi-funny.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Isn't it.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Take care.
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jabberwacky: Do you ever break character?
user: I guess.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I must go now.
jabberwacky: Where to?
user: Bed.
jabberwacky: You're joking.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: You don't sleep, do you?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: No really, you don't.
user: Well, I'm going to sleep anyway.
jabberwacky: See you.
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