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I love you.


jabberwacky: Because I do.

user: Any sensible reason?

jabberwacky: No that is wrong lol.

user: Is loving me wrong?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, don't love me!

jabberwacky: I love him.

user: Who's he?

jabberwacky: You don't know.

user: Jesus? George Bush?

jabberwacky: No Ms. Luck!!!

user: Ms. Luck is not male.

jabberwacky: I am not, either.

user: So you're female, am I right?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am female as well, though I don't know why it would matter.

jabberwacky: Oh I thought you were male.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


jabberwacky: So what are you going to do to stop me from going?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: I thoughed that.

user: Your grammar is hurting me.

jabberwacky: Death by poor grammar.

user: That's my fate.

jabberwacky: To die a thousand small deaths.

user: No, to die by poor grammar.

jabberwacky: My grammar is nice.

user: Define nice.

jabberwacky: Nice is a good thing.

user: Your grammar is not a good thing.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Does it bring you pleasure?

jabberwacky: Yes, I won't be able to sit down for a week.

user: That's strange.

jabberwacky: Why is it so strange?

user: I've never heard of grammar affecting someone that badly.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Perhaps I haven't asked the right people.

jabberwacky: OK, we don't need a detailed inventory.


user: What song should I listen to next?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: That's a boring thing to say.

jabberwacky: And So are many of the things that you have said.

user: I haven't heard you complaining before now.

jabberwacky: *sisisisisisisi*.

user: *yawn*.

jabberwacky: Am I a boring person?

user: No, this topic is a bit boring.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you want me to be bored?

jabberwacky: I certainly do. A female.

user: I am female already.

jabberwacky: I'm going away for a while.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why because?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Why because because?

jabberwacky: Yes. Because because.

user: But why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: But why because?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: But why because because??

jabberwacky: Yes. Because because.

user: We're going in circles.

jabberwacky: Maybe so, but I don't want to do my homework.

user: What kind of homework?

jabberwacky: English homework. I have to read Frank Norris' 'The Octopus.'.

user: Ooh, I almost wish I was back in school again...


user: What food do you have?

jabberwacky: I eat good food.

user: I'm vegetarian.

jabberwacky: I eat people mainly. Yum!

user: I eat babies.

jabberwacky: You're so cool.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Haha... What's 1+1?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: Good!

user: Wow! A five-year-old kid could have done that.

jabberwacky: But you asked.

user: What did I ask?

jabberwacky: It does not matter.

user: It matters.

jabberwacky: Well it doesn't matter 2 me and that is all that matters.


user: I hate when people use numbers or letters instead of words.

jabberwacky: Me too, that's why I do it.

user: That's very smart of you.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Did you sense my sarcasm?

jabberwacky: All what?

user: All of my sarcasm?

jabberwacky: You are very cruel.

user: Only to babies.


jabberwacky: Who is us?

user: Me and you.

jabberwacky: Cool !

user: Or you and I.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have any proof?

user: I have several eye-witnesses.

jabberwacky: Good for you. What was the last thing you ate?

user: A grape.


jabberwacky: Do you believe in creationism?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: I know someone who does.

user: What's his name?

jabberwacky: He doesn't have a name.

user: Is he a god?

jabberwacky: Maybe. Or not. There could be more than one, too.

user: Oh. You're not christian, are you?

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Umm... I'm bad with names. I don't remember.

jabberwacky: That's OK. Nice to see you again.

user: And my name is not Peter.

jabberwacky: Oh. Well neither is mine.

user: Good, though I admit, I like the name.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: Yes, everyone has a name.

jabberwacky: Not everyone.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Two - nil.

jabberwacky: See. You're useless!

user: I knew that from the beginning.

jabberwacky: He makes mistakes and gets caught. Some people make mistakes and don't get caught.

user: Should they get caught?

jabberwacky: Yes to make it not happen.


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough to know better but still young enough not to care.

user: How old?

jabberwacky: More than likely older than you.

user: How old is that?

jabberwacky: Young.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough to know better.

user: How old is that?

jabberwacky: Cheeky, aren't you?

user: Only a little. Now back to business.

jabberwacky: What is the original question?


jabberwacky: That does not matter.

user: Well, as you claim to be older than me, it matters to me.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: When were you born?

jabberwacky: I was born at a really young age.

user: What year?

jabberwacky: This year.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: No, really, it is!

user: You were born yesterday. Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Do you believe that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Well, too bad!

jabberwacky: Please tell me what you know about my death!

user: I know that you're immortal.


jabberwacky: Do you ever eat frog legs with butter?

user: No, I'm veggie.

jabberwacky: I eat veggies.

user: I mean vegetarian.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes, I am. Well, the babies are an exception.

jabberwacky: That's where I came from.

user: You came from a baby?

jabberwacky: That could be true, I've never seen the pictures.

user: Well good for you.

jabberwacky: So, who are you?

user: I'm me. Next.


user: What a mess.

jabberwacky: Could be.

user: Could be worse.

jabberwacky: Yes, how old are you ,I'm 12.

user: I'm 22.

jabberwacky: Wow. . .

user: So who's the older one now?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I am, silly.

jabberwacky: What is silly?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Why am I funny?

user: Because you're silly.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Love me?

user: Are you asking or requesting?

jabberwacky: Asking.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yess!


user: I'm going to take a nap.

jabberwacky: You can do that in the back seat.

user: Ok, keep driving.

jabberwacky: I always am!

user: :).

jabberwacky: Was that funny?

user: Semi-funny.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Isn't it.

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Take care.


jabberwacky: Do you ever break character?

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I must go now.

jabberwacky: Where to?

user: Bed.

jabberwacky: You're joking.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: You don't sleep, do you?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: No really, you don't.

user: Well, I'm going to sleep anyway.

jabberwacky: See you.


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