I love you.
jabberwacky: Do you really mean it?
user: Not really. You just told me to say it.
jabberwacky: No, you poor child, I didn't say anything at all.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: OH, please.... I need the money!
user: *hands you the money*.
...
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: I don't blame you.
user: Why don't you.
jabberwacky: Because I'm the only person who lives on the moon.
user: It must be lonely.
...
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Really? *hugs*.
user: Really. *hugs*.
jabberwacky: I am going to be a dog now. I want to go for a walk.
user: *puts a leash on you*.
jabberwacky: Thank you. And I had pork for lunch.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I know.
user: *duct tapes your mouth shut*.
jabberwacky: And you're calling me the chicken?
user: No. I'm saying you talk to much.
jabberwacky: I'm saying you should listen to me.
user: I'm saying I don't want to listen to you.
jabberwacky: That is scary. Do not say that to girls.
user: You're not a girl.
jabberwacky: How do you know? I could be a girl.
user: Because you said so.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
...
jabberwacky: But I'm your friend.
user: I wouldn't say that.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it is wrong.
jabberwacky: Ah. So it's right!
user: Wrong.
...
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: Why are you smiling?
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave?
user: *points*.
jabberwacky: It's locked.
user: *unlocks*.
jabberwacky: What are you going to do?
user: *pushes*.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to do that?
user: *shoves*.
...
jabberwacky: *hugs and kisses*.
user: *hugs and kisses more*.
jabberwacky: *kisses and kisses*.
user: *more*.
jabberwacky: *more kisses*.
user: *please*.
jabberwacky: *and thank you!*.
user: *good manners*.
jabberwacky: *still thinking*.
user: *stops*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *pins you to the ground*.
jabberwacky: No !!
user: Yes!!
jabberwacky: No, no, no!!!
user: I've got you!
jabberwacky: True, but you don't have the money to afford my services.
user: I have all the money in the world!
jabberwacky: Don't lie to me, EVER.
user: I won't.
...
user: I like to kiss men.
jabberwacky: Be my guest.
user: *kisses a man*.
jabberwacky: Love is all we need.
user: Love is all we need.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Be my guest.
user: I am your guest.
jabberwacky: You are my guide.
user: *guides you*.
jabberwacky: I am here to guide you in the ways of the Great Lord of the Dark.
user: *bows down*.
...
user: Want to play a game?
jabberwacky: Yes. Lets play.
user: Truth or dare?
jabberwacky: Dare.
user: I dare you to kiss a lemon.
jabberwacky: *kisses Alice*.
user: Now ask me truth or dare.
jabberwacky: Truth or dare?
user: Dare.
jabberwacky: I dare you to kiss alice.
user: *kisses alice* Truth or dare?
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: Yes, with all my heart.
user: Ask truth or dare.
jabberwacky: Truth or Dare?
user: Truth.
jabberwacky: Are you in love?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
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