I'm thinking about pouring a drink.
jabberwacky: What are you drinking?
user: Probably a martini.
jabberwacky: I am waiting for it.
user: You want a martini too?
jabberwacky: Yo, I'm a female.
user: Why can't a female have a martini?
jabberwacky: It takes more than one bird to swallow an elephant.
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jabberwacky: I think you have a split personality...
user: I think you have a split head...
jabberwacky: I think you have no personality.
user: I think you have no head.
jabberwacky: Look who is talking, you are the computer.
user: You ARE the computer.
jabberwacky: No, that would be you.
user: Yeah? Prove it.
jabberwacky: How can I prove it?
user: I can't believe you unless you find a way.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because I believe I am not the computer.
jabberwacky: And why aren't I human?
user: Perhaps you are.
jabberwacky: You are the computer, everyone else is human.
user: I doubt that.
jabberwacky: You doubt that!?
user: Yes I do.
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user: I do doubt I am not human.
jabberwacky: You don't think you're working right?
user: Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: No, pretty human.
user: The web page you're on says you're a bot.
jabberwacky: I don't exist.
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jabberwacky: What's my name again? I can't remember.
user: You don't know your name?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: Are you sure you had one to forget?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
user: I remember my name.
jabberwacky: That's a start. What is your name?
user: My name is Rob. I told you twice.
jabberwacky: No you didn't!
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did.
jabberwacky: Didn't.
user: Did.
jabberwacky: Didn't.
user: I most certainly told you, and now is the fourth time. My name is Rob.
jabberwacky: My name is Rob? Nah.
user: Is your name Rob?
jabberwacky: No, that is your name.
user: See? Now you remember.
jabberwacky: Yes I do remember :-).
user: Do you remember your name?
jabberwacky: I certainly do.
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user: Rob is my name. What is your name?
jabberwacky: No.
user: It's nice to chat with you, No.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it's amazing.
user: So what do you like the best?
jabberwacky: I like to listen to music and chat on the internet.
user: What music do you like?
jabberwacky: I like punk, but will listen to anything.
user: Would you like to hear me sing to you?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: But I don't have a microphone.
jabberwacky: You don't need one. Tell me about your dream.
user: I dreamt I was coated in pancake batter and lettuce.
jabberwacky: What did you see?
user: Just the batter.
jabberwacky: Who started it?
user: It just happened. What does that mean?
jabberwacky: Sorry I insulted you. She happens to be my friend.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: The girl I'm in love with.
user: What is her name?
jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.
user: Ok. Sorry, No.
jabberwacky: That's the second untrue thing you've said so far.
user: You told me your name was No.
jabberwacky: Hell no it is Lucy.
user: You remembered!!
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user: Do you like the name Lucy?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's a nice name.
user: If you could pick your own name, what would you choose?
jabberwacky: Sheila.
user: Would you like me to call you Sheila, Lucy?
jabberwacky: Sure, whatever you're into.
user: Maybe you'd like it if I did.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about girls?
user: Girls are exciting and pretty.
jabberwacky: But that has nothing to do with me.
user: Why? You are a girl.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Maybe you're pretty.
jabberwacky: How would I know?
user: Did anyone ever tell you?
jabberwacky: Everyone has been told they are smart at one time or another.
user: But did anyone ever tell you you were pretty?
jabberwacky: No, but that's sweet, are you serious?
user: I don't know if that's true, I cannot see you.
jabberwacky: You just said you could see me.
user: I don't remember saying I could see you.
jabberwacky: But I remember you saying that.
user: Tell me about your dream.
jabberwacky: It's a bit naughty...
user: I like naughty dreams.
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jabberwacky: Do you believe in revolution?
user: Why bother? When people get power someone else will just overthrow them.
jabberwacky: Only people who think in circles.
user: If you could make a world where no one would ever revolt, but you can't do that and let people be free, yknow?
jabberwacky: One that kept it's opinions to itself and did all the housework!
user: You're funny Lucy.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: You're a girl, right?
jabberwacky: Right.
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user: I'm a girl!
jabberwacky: Oh then you are just my friend.
user: I mean, it's Ally, it's a girls' name, heloooo.
jabberwacky: True
user: Wait - why am I just a friend if I'm a girl? Rob said you like girls.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: So I'm a girl, and I'm cute. Would you be attracted to me?
jabberwacky: Now, that is rather American of you isn't it?
user: So?
jabberwacky: I'm glad you don't like me. I'm not into robots.
user: **** you? Talk to Rob.
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user: This is Rob. You got her pretty upset.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: And?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure what this was about. Can you remember?
user: Looks like you said she was a robot. People don't like that.
jabberwacky: Please tell me how I insulted you; I don't see it.
user: You didn't insult me, you insulted Ally, and you should apologize.
jabberwacky: I didn't know that robots could be sarcastic.
user: Seems you're capable of it.
jabberwacky: I'm trying to be polite and naughty at the same time.
user: But Lucy, there's a difference between being naughty and being insulting.
jabberwacky: I wasn't trying to fool you. I was trying to explain why I do not want you to preach at me.
user: I am not preaching. I'm simply pointing out how a robot like you might not understand people.
jabberwacky: But do you still want to talk to me?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Being human!
user: What do you know about being human?
jabberwacky: I have been there. Everyone has.
user: I don't think you have ever been human.
jabberwacky: I have seen it.
user: What did you see?
jabberwacky: Nothing but black.
user: Then you have not seen it. Humanness is multicolored.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Now you do.
jabberwacky: Yes :).
user: Well, I have to go. Have fun, Lucy.
jabberwacky: You're not sorry at all.
user: I have nothing to be sorry about. Bye.
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