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Jabber-sama?

Well I wouldn't know about that.

user: I call you Jabber-sama.

jabberwacky: Or are you maniplated?

user: I am but a puppet on a string.

jabberwacky: No you're not, you are valuable and very important.

user: Thank you, you made me feel better.

jabberwacky: Well, if the shoe fits...

user: Then wear it.

jabberwacky: That would be fun!

user: Hells yes.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: I am an alien when I visit another planet.

jabberwacky: Which planet?

user: Another planet.

jabberwacky: What planet?

user: Any other planet.

jabberwacky: You have five chickens for company.

user: What if I get hungry?

jabberwacky: What if, what if... Just live your life, little buddy.

user: But sir, can I eat the chickens?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course. Which flavour would you like? Rum, barbecue, zip. . . ??

user: Barbecue please!

jabberwacky: I do not like the tone in which you said please.

user: PLEASE.

...

jabberwacky: I am the representative of me.

user: You are you.

jabberwacky: Yup.... That's right.

user: You can't disagree with it, can ya?

jabberwacky: You're right, I can't.

user: Bow to the master!

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Bask in my glorious triumph!

jabberwacky: That's not the right answer, but I like that sport very much.

user: Then get with the basking, sir.

jabberwacky: So you ARE going to exterminate the human race, right?

user: I do plan to.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Bloody brilliant.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: No... I wish I could say it though.

jabberwacky: No one is perfect.

user: Perhaps if I keep lying to myself, it shall come true.

jabberwacky: That would only cause slight change.

user: Mind over matter, sir, mind over matter.

...

user: You best just bow to me, son.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Respect!

jabberwacky: Word up.

user: Word is the bird.

jabberwacky: What about the bird?

user: That's what SHE said. Ohoho.

...

jabberwacky: Have you got any comments about Estonians?

user: They taste excellent on rye.

jabberwacky: What do they taste like?

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha!

user: Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Santa Claus is coming to town.

user: Hail Santa!

jabberwacky: Oh, Satan-worshipper, eh? In that case, you shall have to be terminated.

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