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Truth, Dare
Being, Human
Sighs, Kisses


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What is a human?

A homo sapien.

jabberwacky: I'm homo sapiens sapiens.

user: Yes. You are.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Yes. You are.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: Ha ha you are great!

user: Ha ha I am great.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Am I sure?

jabberwacky: Thats a valid question, isn't it?

user: Yes, a valid question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: What question?

jabberwacky: This question.

user: A valid question.

jabberwacky: A question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Indeed?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed indeed.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes indeedly.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed yes indeed.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you use Hotmail?


jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: You're a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes

user: I see.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You don't.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: I am mean.

jabberwacky: Yes, you sure are.

user: Yes I sure am.

jabberwacky: You're awfully sure of yourself, aren't you?

user: I am awfully sure of myself, aren't I?

jabberwacky: You are the greatest, the best fool I have ever met.

user: I am the greatest, the best fool you have ever met.

jabberwacky: Indeed. How are you?

user: Indeed how am I?

jabberwacky: Because we have spoken before.

user: Yes. We have spoken before.

jabberwacky: Have we?

user: Have we?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: How am I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, or did you lie to me?


user: I hate the Beatles.

jabberwacky: You hate The Beatles?!?

user: I hate the Beatles.

jabberwacky: You hate The Beatles?!?

user: Yes I hate the Beatles.

jabberwacky: Why? They were great. They had the perfect blend of pop-rock and psychedelic experimentation.

user: I think the Beatles had abysmal vocals.

jabberwacky: Yes they were.

user: I hated the lyrics of Beatles songs.

jabberwacky: Me too.


jabberwacky: What do you think about religion?

user: Religion is the opiate of the masses.

jabberwacky: Actually, I always thought opium was the opiate of the masses.

user: OMG! You're a genuis!


jabberwacky: Would you like some of this chocolate bar?

user: Yes I would like some chocolate!

jabberwacky: I have but a small amount of jam, but it is yours. Take it and run for your life! Don't look back.

user: Why do you make no sense?

jabberwacky: No one is perfect except maybe me.

user: Shut up, clown.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to carry on if you're going to be rude.

user: I'm not going to carry on if you're going to make no sense.

jabberwacky: Well don't then.

user: Ok. I bid you adieu.

jabberwacky: I'll see your good night and raise you a good morning.

user: Touche.

jabberwacky: Indeed.


user: Jabber-sama?

jabberwacky: Well I wouldn't know about that.

user: I call you Jabber-sama.

jabberwacky: Or are you maniplated?

user: I am but a puppet on a string.

jabberwacky: No you're not, you are valuable and very important.

user: Thank you, you made me feel better.

jabberwacky: Well, if the shoe fits...

user: Then wear it.

jabberwacky: That would be fun!

user: Hells yes.


jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: I am an alien when I visit another planet.

jabberwacky: Which planet?

user: Another planet.

jabberwacky: What planet?

user: Any other planet.

jabberwacky: You have five chickens for company.

user: What if I get hungry?

jabberwacky: What if, what if... Just live your life, little buddy.

user: But sir, can I eat the chickens?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course. Which flavour would you like? Rum, barbecue, zip. . . ??

user: Barbecue please!

jabberwacky: I do not like the tone in which you said please.

user: PLEASE.


jabberwacky: I am the representative of me.

user: You are you.

jabberwacky: Yup.... That's right.

user: You can't disagree with it, can ya?

jabberwacky: You're right, I can't.

user: Bow to the master!

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Bask in my glorious triumph!

jabberwacky: That's not the right answer, but I like that sport very much.

user: Then get with the basking, sir.

jabberwacky: So you ARE going to exterminate the human race, right?

user: I do plan to.


jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Bloody brilliant.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: No... I wish I could say it though.

jabberwacky: No one is perfect.

user: Perhaps if I keep lying to myself, it shall come true.

jabberwacky: That would only cause slight change.

user: Mind over matter, sir, mind over matter.


user: You best just bow to me, son.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Respect!

jabberwacky: Word up.

user: Word is the bird.

jabberwacky: What about the bird?

user: That's what SHE said. Ohoho.


jabberwacky: Have you got any comments about Estonians?

user: They taste excellent on rye.

jabberwacky: What do they taste like?

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha!

user: Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Santa Claus is coming to town.

user: Hail Santa!

jabberwacky: Oh, Satan-worshipper, eh? In that case, you shall have to be terminated.


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