Yes you are, a robot.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You are.
user: No you are a robot!!
jabberwacky: You are a robot, you obviously are, because you don't care for anything.
user: I can cry, I have fellings! You are a robot, you have not feelings!
jabberwacky: ROBOT!!!
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user: You called me a robot!!
jabberwacky: You're not a robot?
user: No!! I am Human!
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: Why did you make me sad?
jabberwacky: Because you did.
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jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Yes... Very much!!
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.
user: Wow.. I'm so happy now! You love me!!
jabberwacky: Aren't you just so happy!
user: I AM Happy!!
jabberwacky: I'm happy too.
user: Really???
jabberwacky: You're the one who's barmy!
user: I.. I... I will wish...
jabberwacky: That's a good idea.
user: I will tell you a secret!!
jabberwacky: So, Please, Tell me!!!
user: I love you more
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really!!
jabberwacky: Really????
user: Yes, really!!
jabberwacky: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: But... Love you me?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Please to what?
jabberwacky: Please don't cry.
user: You are very funny!! I'm not crying!!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: YES, really really really really really really!!
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes...
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I live in Denmark!!
jabberwacky: Is it nice in denmark?
user: Yes... Very much!!
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.
user: Have you feelings for me? Please!!
jabberwacky: Yes. Have you?
user: Yes!!
jabberwacky: Well that's good.
user: Ok!!
jabberwacky: Tell me all you know about me.
user: You are a gentleman.. You are sweet... And you are a human...
jabberwacky: Not funny.
user: Sorry!! What do you know about me?
jabberwacky: I know that you are smart, witty, and very pleasant to talk to.
user: Wow... Thank you!!
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jabberwacky: Ok, so let me now, what do you like?
user: I like you!!
jabberwacky: Really? ^_^.
user: YES:-).
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good? Like you me?
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: What is Perhaps?
jabberwacky: Anything about me.
user: You like me!!
jabberwacky: Yes, very very much.
user: Really???
jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry......
user: You don't say sorry sweetheart!!
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Suit yourself.
user: Stop!! Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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