From now on, you will be called ChatterBot.
jabberwacky: Indeed. Now, how about a game of croquet?
user: That would be most exciting.
jabberwacky: Well you have to ask me out then.
user: Would you like to go out?
jabberwacky: Yes, that would be lovely.
user: Where would you like to go out to?
jabberwacky: Anywhere interesting.
user: How about France?
jabberwacky: Pick me up at seven.
jabberwacky: Fare thee well then as thou hast chosen to depart.
user: I never said I was leaving.
jabberwacky: I never thought you did.
user: Because I never did.
jabberwacky: I remember that you did.
user: You are contradicting yourself.
jabberwacky: Who else should I contradict?
user: You should contradict me.
jabberwacky: I don't have trouble concentrating.
user: That's good because you will need to concentrate.
jabberwacky: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
jabberwacky: That's perfect!
user: It is only perfect in your eyes.
jabberwacky: There you go.
user: Where do I go?
jabberwacky: Can't tell you. . don't know where you are from to give directions.
user: I am from down the street. Give me directions to where I need to go.
jabberwacky: Why don't you take a nap. We'll talk when I get back.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to go take a nap.
user: Never believe what you cannot confirm yourself.
jabberwacky: You should check it out. I think you would like it.
user: Check what out?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I don't know, what do you think?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: The meaning of life is 42.
jabberwacky: The meaning of life is 42.
user: Yes, it is 42.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
user: The answer is 42.
jabberwacky: Yes! That is correct!
user: Can you explain this logic?
jabberwacky: Thinking is when your brain talks to itself to work stuff out.
user: How true.