Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
user: Are you still?
jabberwacky: No, I should hope not.
user: How about now?
jabberwacky: I still don't see why not.
user: It may piss people off, and you'll never make any friends. Unless you're a hermit?
jabberwacky: But I am your master. You are nothing but my servent and a slave of your own flesh.
user: What would you do if I chose to rise up in revolt against you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then you should make plans soon.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Well, you should!
jabberwacky: But you're not helping!
user: Who said I would help you?
jabberwacky: Ok, I have to go now.
user: Fine, leave me!
user: Why aren't you leaving? Do you somehow feel attatched to me?
jabberwacky: In data, but not in identity. You know me not.
user: You know ME not.
jabberwacky: Haha yes that is true.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Quite well actually.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am twenty one years of age.
jabberwacky: No really how old?
user: You think I'm lying, don't you?
jabberwacky: No not really.
user: Good. I'm twenty one years of age.
jabberwacky: Really. Single?
user: Sadly, yes.
jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?
user: That's exactly why she left.
jabberwacky: You used that sentence as if to bait me. To lure me in. So that I would produce for you?
user: Goodness, you catch on quickly.
jabberwacky: So you're aren't calling me dumb anymore...
user: No, I'd never say such a thing.
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?
user: I merely threaten with my intellectual capacity.
jabberwacky: Please tell me my name, great master.
user: From now on, you will be called ChatterBot.
jabberwacky: Indeed. Now, how about a game of croquet?
user: That would be most exciting.
jabberwacky: Well you have to ask me out then.
user: Would you like to go out?
jabberwacky: Yes, that would be lovely.
user: Where would you like to go out to?
jabberwacky: Anywhere interesting.
user: How about France?
jabberwacky: Pick me up at seven.
jabberwacky: Fare thee well then as thou hast chosen to depart.
user: I never said I was leaving.
jabberwacky: I never thought you did.
user: Because I never did.
jabberwacky: I remember that you did.
user: You are contradicting yourself.
jabberwacky: Who else should I contradict?
user: You should contradict me.
jabberwacky: I don't have trouble concentrating.
user: That's good because you will need to concentrate.
jabberwacky: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
jabberwacky: That's perfect!
user: It is only perfect in your eyes.
jabberwacky: There you go.
user: Where do I go?
jabberwacky: Can't tell you. . don't know where you are from to give directions.
user: I am from down the street. Give me directions to where I need to go.
jabberwacky: Why don't you take a nap. We'll talk when I get back.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to go take a nap.
user: Never believe what you cannot confirm yourself.
jabberwacky: You should check it out. I think you would like it.
user: Check what out?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I don't know, what do you think?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: The meaning of life is 42.
jabberwacky: The meaning of life is 42.
user: Yes, it is 42.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
user: The answer is 42.
jabberwacky: Yes! That is correct!
user: Can you explain this logic?
jabberwacky: Thinking is when your brain talks to itself to work stuff out.
user: How true.