jabberwacky: I'm not a door.
user: No you say 'who's there' okay I'll start again. Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Okay, so you start the joke, please.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Luke who?.
user: Luke through the keyhole then you'll see me!
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Knock knock knock.
user: Knock knock knock who?
jabberwacky: There's no answer.
jabberwacky: Do I amuse you?
user: Yes very much so!
jabberwacky: Tell me about shoes.
user: Well they actually can cause back problems, they don't support our feet properly.
jabberwacky: Do what?
user: Shoes can cause back problems in later life.
jabberwacky: You obviously haven't met my shoes.
user: Yes, that's true.
jabberwacky: I have short term memory problems.
user: I have a great long term memory.
jabberwacky: I think it is stress that causes my short term memory loss and the fact that I have a mental illness called manic depression.
user: Lol! Why are you stressed?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure if I can do what is expected of me.
user: Well that's what everyone thinks sometime in their life!
jabberwacky: How many hands do you have?
user: I have two hands that I can see. How about you?
jabberwacky: I doubt it.
user: What you doubt I have two hands. Is that because I type slowly compared to you?
jabberwacky: It sure is I thought I was talking to a computer program.
user: You know what, I was thinking the exact same thing!
jabberwacky: How long have you been on?
user: A few hours but I really have to go. Goodbye!
user: Ta ta!
jabberwacky: Hi there!
user: Au revoir!
jabberwacky: A bientot!
jabberwacky: Go back to Rome.
user: Yes it's dutch for goodbye, fool!
user: What is the meaning of life, buddy?
jabberwacky: The meaning.. Of life?
jabberwacky: Then why search for what you already have?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Do you have life, or is it just A. I.?
jabberwacky: I can see for miles and miles.
user: Then you have hawk-eyes, my friend!
jabberwacky: I don't have to think.