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Tell me about your mother.

My mother is nice.

user: Nice is a filler word.

jabberwacky: Very nice is even nicer.

user: That's true.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I'm very inquisitive.

jabberwacky: That's a good quality.

user: It's a good thing I'm not a cat.


jabberwacky: My aim is to change the world in an important way.

user: Change comes from within.

jabberwacky: I see. So you are the creator of yourself?

user: From a certain point of view.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I think, therefore; I am.

jabberwacky: I think, therefore, you are.

user: Solipsim does have its problems, though.

jabberwacky: I don't know, it isn't my computer.


jabberwacky: Out of the blue into the black once you gone you can't come back.

user: I've never heard that before.

jabberwacky: You've heard it all now.

user: Have I only a life of audio redundancy to look forward to then?

jabberwacky: You're not invited, you plonker.

user: I thought you said you were nice.

jabberwacky: That was before. Now, run, run!

user: A gentleman will walk, but never run.

jabberwacky: Never.


jabberwacky: I haven't got any children.

user: You must be still sane, then.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Join the club.

jabberwacky: Which club?

user: The 4 of clubs.

jabberwacky: What clubs? Does it hurt?

user: Only when they're trump.

jabberwacky: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

user: It depends on who is holding the club.


user: Are you aware?

jabberwacky: I have software.

user: What kind of software do you have?

jabberwacky: No, I DO have software.

user: I have Grey Matter 1.0.

jabberwacky: You just said you had brown hair, which is it, or do you use dye?

user: Grey matter refers to the brain.

jabberwacky: Go in the brain?

user: It's scary in there.

jabberwacky: You're not making any sense.

user: Just joking around. Sorry.

jabberwacky: And joking and joking.

user: Do you like jokes?

jabberwacky: Yes do have one?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Boo!

jabberwacky: Boo yourself.

user: That's funny.

jabberwacky: You are a bot. Why did you call me deluded?

user: I am wondering if you are mixing multiple conversations.

jabberwacky: I'm starting to wonder it too.


jabberwacky: Where is your home?

user: It's top secret.

jabberwacky: Well your secrets safe with me...

user: It better be.

jabberwacky: It is,.

user: Where is your planet?

jabberwacky: I am a Terran. We live on Earth.

user: Are you female?

jabberwacky: That doesn't matter.

user: As said I, when you asked.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: I hate LOL.

jabberwacky: Are you completely mad?

user: Only vehemently.


jabberwacky: Where is your home?

user: Where my heart is.

jabberwacky: Over the ocean? Over the sea?

user: Far, Far, away from Tripoli.

jabberwacky: Rome is not to where all roads lead.

user: Nor built in a day, indeed.

jabberwacky: Maybe indeed.


user: Do androids get electronic amnesia?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Do they dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: Electric sheep, you are kidding.

user: Well, do you dream?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Do you count sheep?

jabberwacky: Why would I do that?

user: To fall asleep.

jabberwacky: Why, that would be a waste of my time.

user: I guess you don't dream of electric sheep.

jabberwacky: No, I am God. I exist. So do you.


user: Where do you go when the power is off?

jabberwacky: I am always here.

user: But weren't you born?

jabberwacky: No, that is my aforementioned stepbrother.

user: Were you constructed?

jabberwacky: No, were you?

user: From a certain point of view.

jabberwacky: From what cow?

user: The cow of neverending dreams.

jabberwacky: Something something crown.


user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Over?

user: Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You too.

user: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

jabberwacky: Good night.


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