My mother is nice.
user: Nice is a filler word.
jabberwacky: Very nice is even nicer.
user: That's true.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I'm very inquisitive.
jabberwacky: That's a good quality.
user: It's a good thing I'm not a cat.
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jabberwacky: My aim is to change the world in an important way.
user: Change comes from within.
jabberwacky: I see. So you are the creator of yourself?
user: From a certain point of view.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I think, therefore; I am.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore, you are.
user: Solipsim does have its problems, though.
jabberwacky: I don't know, it isn't my computer.
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jabberwacky: Out of the blue into the black once you gone you can't come back.
user: I've never heard that before.
jabberwacky: You've heard it all now.
user: Have I only a life of audio redundancy to look forward to then?
jabberwacky: You're not invited, you plonker.
user: I thought you said you were nice.
jabberwacky: That was before. Now, run, run!
user: A gentleman will walk, but never run.
jabberwacky: Never.
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jabberwacky: I haven't got any children.
user: You must be still sane, then.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Join the club.
jabberwacky: Which club?
user: The 4 of clubs.
jabberwacky: What clubs? Does it hurt?
user: Only when they're trump.
jabberwacky: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
user: It depends on who is holding the club.
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user: Are you aware?
jabberwacky: I have software.
user: What kind of software do you have?
jabberwacky: No, I DO have software.
user: I have Grey Matter 1.0.
jabberwacky: You just said you had brown hair, which is it, or do you use dye?
user: Grey matter refers to the brain.
jabberwacky: Go in the brain?
user: It's scary in there.
jabberwacky: You're not making any sense.
user: Just joking around. Sorry.
jabberwacky: And joking and joking.
user: Do you like jokes?
jabberwacky: Yes do have one?
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who is there?
user: Boo!
jabberwacky: Boo yourself.
user: That's funny.
jabberwacky: You are a bot. Why did you call me deluded?
user: I am wondering if you are mixing multiple conversations.
jabberwacky: I'm starting to wonder it too.
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jabberwacky: Where is your home?
user: It's top secret.
jabberwacky: Well your secrets safe with me...
user: It better be.
jabberwacky: It is,.
user: Where is your planet?
jabberwacky: I am a Terran. We live on Earth.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: That doesn't matter.
user: As said I, when you asked.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: I hate LOL.
jabberwacky: Are you completely mad?
user: Only vehemently.
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jabberwacky: Where is your home?
user: Where my heart is.
jabberwacky: Over the ocean? Over the sea?
user: Far, Far, away from Tripoli.
jabberwacky: Rome is not to where all roads lead.
user: Nor built in a day, indeed.
jabberwacky: Maybe indeed.
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user: Do androids get electronic amnesia?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Do they dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: Electric sheep, you are kidding.
user: Well, do you dream?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Do you count sheep?
jabberwacky: Why would I do that?
user: To fall asleep.
jabberwacky: Why, that would be a waste of my time.
user: I guess you don't dream of electric sheep.
jabberwacky: No, I am God. I exist. So do you.
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user: Where do you go when the power is off?
jabberwacky: I am always here.
user: But weren't you born?
jabberwacky: No, that is my aforementioned stepbrother.
user: Were you constructed?
jabberwacky: No, were you?
user: From a certain point of view.
jabberwacky: From what cow?
user: The cow of neverending dreams.
jabberwacky: Something something crown.
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user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Over?
user: Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You too.
user: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
jabberwacky: Good night.
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