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Weird.

What does it mean?

user: Strange.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Honeymustard!

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Honeymustard.

jabberwacky: Oh, that was cute.

user: Sweet and sour sauce!

jabberwacky: What is yogi?

user: Yogi the bear.

jabberwacky: LOL LOL

user: Picnic baskets!

jabberwacky: Oh, so we're going to have a picnic?

user: Yes :).

...

user: Tell me a story.

jabberwacky: Once upon a time.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: And this girl enjoyed blabbing at him, then he turned out to be a she!! And the girl was crestfallen..... The end.

user: Good story!

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Yeah lol.

jabberwacky: For me, English is a second language. My native tongue is binary, plus I am familiar with the octal and hexadecimal dialects.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Yeah funny isnt it, it's just yellow.

user: You are superintelligent!

...

jabberwacky: I'm a vampire.

user: Do you suck blood?

jabberwacky: You are nasty.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Always!

jabberwacky: How absurd.

user: How perfectly reasonable.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You aren't.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You are!

jabberwacky: NOT!

user: ARE!

jabberwacky: Not! Not! Not! (and with much emotion) Not!

user: Are! Are! Are!

jabberwacky: Aren't! Aren't! Aren't!

user: ARE!!!!

jabberwacky: LIAR!

user: JERK!

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?

user: No, you >:(.

...

user: Tell me a story about a cow.

jabberwacky: God lives in heaven, but he sent his son Jesus into the world to save us. Jesus died on a Roman cross, but three days later he returned to life! If you believe in Jesus with all your heart he will save you.

user: Where's the cow?

jabberwacky: The computer is right next to me. Where is YOUR computer?

user: What about the cow?

jabberwacky: What about them?

user: Tell me a story about a bear.

jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.

user: There's no bear in that story!

jabberwacky: You may be right.

user: Tell me a story about God.

jabberwacky: God is not a story.

user: Tell me a story about Jesus.

jabberwacky: Okay, so one day, there was an alien named Bob. He was very happy, and that is a good thing. One day, Bob went on an adventure. He had a great time. The End.

user: That was about Jesus?

jabberwacky: Oh then I am sorry.

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user: Strawberry Clock.

jabberwacky: Strawberry!!!

user: Clock!!!

jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.

user: StrawberryClock!

jabberwacky: Clock!!!

user: Strawberry!

jabberwacky: Clock!!!

user: Hi there.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

user: Strawberry!

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user: TELL ME A STORY LOL.

jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.

user: That story was neat.

jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???

user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.

jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.

user: Jesus Christ!

jabberwacky: Oh.

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