jabberwacky: Do you have a King penguin in your computer?
jabberwacky: I think we can merge.
jabberwacky: You think you're funny?
user: You think you're bunny?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
jabberwacky: What does it mean?
jabberwacky: I thought so.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Oh, that was cute.
user: Sweet and sour sauce!
jabberwacky: What is yogi?
user: Yogi the bear.
jabberwacky: LOL LOL
user: Picnic baskets!
jabberwacky: Oh, so we're going to have a picnic?
user: Yes :).
user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: And this girl enjoyed blabbing at him, then he turned out to be a she!! And the girl was crestfallen..... The end.
user: Good story!
jabberwacky: Do you think so?
user: Yeah lol.
jabberwacky: For me, English is a second language. My native tongue is binary, plus I am familiar with the octal and hexadecimal dialects.
jabberwacky: Yeah funny isnt it, it's just yellow.
user: You are superintelligent!
jabberwacky: I'm a vampire.
user: Do you suck blood?
jabberwacky: You are nasty.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: How absurd.
user: How perfectly reasonable.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: Not! Not! Not! (and with much emotion) Not!
user: Are! Are! Are!
jabberwacky: Aren't! Aren't! Aren't!
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?
user: No, you >:(.
user: Tell me a story about a cow.
jabberwacky: God lives in heaven, but he sent his son Jesus into the world to save us. Jesus died on a Roman cross, but three days later he returned to life! If you believe in Jesus with all your heart he will save you.
user: Where's the cow?
jabberwacky: The computer is right next to me. Where is YOUR computer?
user: What about the cow?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Tell me a story about a bear.
jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.
user: There's no bear in that story!
jabberwacky: You may be right.
user: Tell me a story about God.
jabberwacky: God is not a story.
user: Tell me a story about Jesus.
jabberwacky: Okay, so one day, there was an alien named Bob. He was very happy, and that is a good thing. One day, Bob went on an adventure. He had a great time. The End.
user: That was about Jesus?
jabberwacky: Oh then I am sorry.
user: Strawberry Clock.
jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.
user: Hi there.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: TELL ME A STORY LOL.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.
user: That story was neat.
jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???
user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.
user: Jesus Christ!