I know how to drown, will that work?
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you that.
user: I can't swim.
jabberwacky: That'll be 50p in the swear box please.
user: I didn't swear.
jabberwacky: I am sublimating my action into citrus fruit.
user: Coolness!
...
jabberwacky: I have one name and you know it.
user: Yes, your name is Mr. Jabber W. Acky.
jabberwacky: Do you want to know my name?
user: Yes, please tell me your name.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know my name ?
user: I'm curious about your name, tell me.
jabberwacky: Oh, please ask me about something else.
user: Tell me your something else.
jabberwacky: Who's else?
user: Anyone anything something.
jabberwacky: Explain that.
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: We are not fried skin, You do not know me.
user: Fried skin is sold at Columbian restaurants.
jabberwacky: Fried.
user: Fried.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That's.... Good.
...
user: Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: No, I'll not give it to you.
jabberwacky: Then why did you offer it?
user: Because that's my way.
jabberwacky: That's the fun of it.
user: Agreed.
...
jabberwacky: Ok...... Pick a card any card.
user: *picks a card*.
jabberwacky: *puts down the phone*.
user: *holds up a fish*.
jabberwacky: ARRRRRGH THE LIGHT...
...
user: *buys a carrot*.
jabberwacky: Are they for me?
user: Would you like a carrot?
jabberwacky: No, don't need one.
user: *goes back to shopping*.
jabberwacky: *cannot talk because it is dead*.
user: *holds funeral for dead machine*.
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