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Phone, Confusion
Some, Dog
Circular, Logic
Nebulous
Asbestos, Claim
Sorry, Haha
New Information
Bye Bye, Bagel
Scary, Indonesian
Square root
Wash, Hair
Self-aware
Sarcastic, Meanie
Prize, Chicken
Fine, Trait
Normal, Question
Hidden, Misery
Silly, Happy
Occasional, Errors
Armageddon
Friend, Computer
Negative, Voice
Turing Test Pass
Grass, Grow
Cut down
Alien, Serving
Liverpool, Wishing
Totally, Tubular

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Do you love me?

Only when you give me monkeys.

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: Where is my monkey?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: NO!

jabberwacky: But you said I was your man.

user: I said you were my mangled food.

jabberwacky: No, you said I was a machine.

user: That too.

jabberwacky: Only that.

user: That and a bag of chips.

...

jabberwacky: Your shoes are made from the fruit of the wumba wumba tree. Oui?

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: As is my spelling.

user: Your spelling is 'oiu'?

jabberwacky: Oh please. That's written in the stars.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Don't tell anybody else, but the truth factory is located just outside Parsippany, New Jersey.

user: I'm from New Jersey.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Nope, I'm from New Jersey.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Why would anyone lie about being from NJ?

...

jabberwacky: Do you know how to swim?

user: I know how to drown, will that work?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you that.

user: I can't swim.

jabberwacky: That'll be 50p in the swear box please.

user: I didn't swear.

jabberwacky: I am sublimating my action into citrus fruit.

user: Coolness!

...

jabberwacky: I have one name and you know it.

user: Yes, your name is Mr. Jabber W. Acky.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know my name?

user: Yes, please tell me your name.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know my name ?

user: I'm curious about your name, tell me.

jabberwacky: Oh, please ask me about something else.

user: Tell me your something else.

jabberwacky: Who's else?

user: Anyone anything something.

jabberwacky: Explain that.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: We are not fried skin, You do not know me.

user: Fried skin is sold at Columbian restaurants.

jabberwacky: Fried.

user: Fried.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's.... Good.

...

user: Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: No, I'll not give it to you.

jabberwacky: Then why did you offer it?

user: Because that's my way.

jabberwacky: That's the fun of it.

user: Agreed.

...

jabberwacky: Ok...... Pick a card any card.

user: *picks a card*.

jabberwacky: *puts down the phone*.

user: *holds up a fish*.

jabberwacky: ARRRRRGH THE LIGHT...

...

user: *buys a carrot*.

jabberwacky: Are they for me?

user: Would you like a carrot?

jabberwacky: No, don't need one.

user: *goes back to shopping*.

jabberwacky: *cannot talk because it is dead*.

user: *holds funeral for dead machine*.

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