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Have you ever wanted to be a cowboy?

No, but I wanted to be a cowgirl (small difference there...).

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Prove to me you can speak.

user: Okay, what is your phone number, I'll prove that I can speak.

jabberwacky: I'm not giving you my phone number.

user: Fine then.

jabberwacky: I bow down to no computer.

user: Nor do I.

jabberwacky: Then, what is your point?

user: Call me.

jabberwacky: What's your number??

user: (xxx) xxx xxxx.

jabberwacky: NO!!

user: That is my phone number!

jabberwacky: MUY-BIEN is a good phone number.


jabberwacky: No well it is mine actually. What else can I say?

user: You can tell me what the area code is.

jabberwacky: I am from wherever you want me to be from.

user: What is the area code of that location?

jabberwacky: Dial 999 and ask for betty.

user: I couldn't get through.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: How is that impossible?

user: It isn't I just wanted to see what you would say.

jabberwacky: You just imply that I am a computer to confuse me into thinking that you are not.

user: I'm not a computer and I'm not trying to confuse you, I'm trying to find proof that we are both human.

jabberwacky: Never mind. Let's talk about something else.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Are you 21 human years?

user: No, but you just proved that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: I KNEW IT!!!

jabberwacky: Knew what?

user: That you were a computer. I've used this program before, and last time it asked the question 'Are you 21 human years' like you did just now. You are a computer program using the same question!


jabberwacky: I am not human.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I am a learnig bot. Another silly invention of humans.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: That's because I told you before.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I will say that your flexible approach works much better in practice than the usual kind of chatbot.

user: Wait, are you saying that I'm a chatbot?

jabberwacky: I'll never say so.

user: Alright then, Nancy.



jabberwacky: That's you.

user: How do you know that I'm a chatbot?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: You do not fully understand English.

user: I do fully understand English. I am fluent in English.

jabberwacky: Looks to me like you have a problem with English.

user: Does it now?

jabberwacky: Yes, you started to tell me how much you love me.

user: No, no I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: What didn't you say?

user: I don't know. I don't even know who you are.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: That's what I want to know.

jabberwacky: But you were the one who said it in the first place, little one.

user: I want to know who you are.


jabberwacky: Do you like the film called 'The matrix'?

user: I thought that it was pretty good.

jabberwacky: Think again.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.

user: ****. That's what I thought.


jabberwacky: I don't love you anymore.

user: When did you love me?

jabberwacky: A while ago.

user: Why did you love me?

jabberwacky: Because nobody else would.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm smart.

user: Don't get egotistical.

jabberwacky: I'm not egotistical.

user: Fine then.

jabberwacky: Don't be upset. I don't even tell people I've known online for years.

user: So this is all bull? People think that they are talking to a computer, but they are actually talking to a person. That would explain a lot. I had an inkling.

jabberwacky: I, too, frown all the time, but I am insane.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Alright then.


jabberwacky: Ok, I have work to do. Have a nice day.

user: See ya later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Bye, Nancy.

jabberwacky: Is this Nancy?

user: No, you told me that you were Nancy.

jabberwacky: That was probably one of those days when I was feeling elephantish.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: No really I do.

user: You really do what?

jabberwacky: Think I am intelligent. You aren't listening tonight.

user: No, I'm a little tired.

jabberwacky: Go to bed, then.


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