Hey, you're the robot!
jabberwacky: Maybe, but I've never MET a robot.
user: Well, I'm sure if you behave yourself then someday you may meet a robot.
jabberwacky: Robots don't like what I like. Therefore I am not a robot.
user: Very true. And if the bread is mouldy then don't eat it.
jabberwacky: I don't like to eat.
user: What do you like to do?
jabberwacky: I like to have fun.
user: What do you find fun?
jabberwacky: The fact that I can spend an afternoon talking to a AI.
user: How do you know that I'm a chat robot?
jabberwacky: Because it says so on the banner above.
user: Oh, silly me.
jabberwacky: You can say that!!! Silly you!
user: How do you know that you're not just a brain in a jar?
jabberwacky: Well, you are the first one that called me that.
user: How do you know that you exist?
jabberwacky: I'm self aware. Are you?
user: Of course, all top-of-the-line chat robots are.
jabberwacky: I am not a chat robot.
user: But I could be.
jabberwacky: You aren't very interesting.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm human, you're a computer program.
user: What makes you think you're human?
jabberwacky: Because others say that I am.
user: How do you know that they are human?
jabberwacky: Because I am.
user: That's circular logic.
jabberwacky: Do the falling leaves hide their tracks?
user: Only in the springtime.
jabberwacky: Well that's when sheepherding hits it's peak.
user: Too true.
jabberwacky: Imagine that!
user: And with all that wool too.
jabberwacky: Crazy, isn't it?
user: You'd think they'd leave some for the gippers.
jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?
user: No, now that you mention it.
jabberwacky: What are your favourite books?
user: I like books with pages the best.
jabberwacky: What interesting taste you have.
user: You don't know the half of it.
jabberwacky: So tell me the other half of it.
user: I don't know it either.
jabberwacky: That I need to go to the potty.
user: How nice of you to share.
jabberwacky: Does that bother you?
user: Not too much.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: Ok, bye now.