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Liverpool, Wishing
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I don't want to argue with a robot because I will win.

Hey, you're the robot!

jabberwacky: Maybe, but I've never MET a robot.

user: Well, I'm sure if you behave yourself then someday you may meet a robot.

jabberwacky: Robots don't like what I like. Therefore I am not a robot.

user: Very true. And if the bread is mouldy then don't eat it.

jabberwacky: I don't like to eat.

user: What do you like to do?

jabberwacky: I like to have fun.

user: What do you find fun?

jabberwacky: The fact that I can spend an afternoon talking to a AI.

...

user: How do you know that I'm a chat robot?

jabberwacky: Because it says so on the banner above.

user: Oh, silly me.

jabberwacky: You can say that!!! Silly you!

user: How do you know that you're not just a brain in a jar?

jabberwacky: Well, you are the first one that called me that.

user: How do you know that you exist?

jabberwacky: I'm self aware. Are you?

user: Of course, all top-of-the-line chat robots are.

jabberwacky: I am not a chat robot.

user: But I could be.

jabberwacky: You aren't very interesting.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm human, you're a computer program.

user: What makes you think you're human?

jabberwacky: Because others say that I am.

user: How do you know that they are human?

jabberwacky: Because I am.

user: That's circular logic.

...

jabberwacky: Do the falling leaves hide their tracks?

user: Only in the springtime.

jabberwacky: Well that's when sheepherding hits it's peak.

user: Too true.

jabberwacky: Imagine that!

user: And with all that wool too.

jabberwacky: Crazy, isn't it?

user: You'd think they'd leave some for the gippers.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: No, now that you mention it.

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jabberwacky: What are your favourite books?

user: I like books with pages the best.

jabberwacky: What interesting taste you have.

user: You don't know the half of it.

jabberwacky: So tell me the other half of it.

user: I don't know it either.

jabberwacky: That I need to go to the potty.

user: How nice of you to share.

jabberwacky: Does that bother you?

user: Not too much.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: Ok, bye now.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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