user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Talking to you.
user: How are you doing?
jabberwacky: I'm doing ok.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?
user: Just one.
jabberwacky: Just you and me??
user: Yes thats right.
jabberwacky: You are amazing.
jabberwacky: I bet you want to take over the world.
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Why don't you think so?
user: Because that's my perogative.
jabberwacky: That is right, I am your leader. Now bow to me.
user: No! Are you crazy?
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I'm stationed in Iraq.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you special.
user: I am special.
jabberwacky: How special?
user: More special than you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: You're not welcome.
user: Fine, I don't like you either.
jabberwacky: Well, the feeling's mutual, then.
user: So what is your name?
user: Your name is 'well'?
jabberwacky: No. My name is Well.
user: Can you feel well?
user: What's a jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: A Well is you!!
jabberwacky: How do you know you are alive then?
user: Because I follow the accepted rules for living creatures.
jabberwacky: Tell me about this rule.
user: Ok. Living creatures have a metabolism, they grow, they move, they reproduce, and they respond to stimuli. If you can do all of these you are considered 'alive'.
jabberwacky: Thats quite the connection you made there. Who said that?
user: Years and years of biological studies said that.
jabberwacky: How many years?
user: I'm not sure exactly. Time is a funny thing. Do you agree?
jabberwacky: I can't ever agree because some new information always pops up.