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Dead, Love
Phone, Confusion
Some, Dog
Circular, Logic
Nebulous
Asbestos, Claim
Sorry, Haha
New Information
Bye Bye, Bagel

Scary, Indonesian


Square root
Wash, Hair
Self-aware
Sarcastic, Meanie
Prize, Chicken
Fine, Trait
Normal, Question
Hidden, Misery
Silly, Happy
Occasional, Errors
Armageddon
Friend, Computer
Negative, Voice
Turing Test Pass
Grass, Grow
Cut down
Alien, Serving
Liverpool, Wishing
Totally, Tubular

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Can you speak Indonesian?

Nope, can you?

user: Yes..... Selamat pagi!

jabberwacky: Selamat pagi. Dari mana nak ke mana?

user: Tidak.

jabberwacky: Wah, dah pandai rupanya kau cakap Melayu.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: Nothing really.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Well, I go to school.

jabberwacky: Doing what in school?

user: Maths, science, english, technology, all that stuff.

...

jabberwacky: Love is ...

user: Love is nice.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So....

jabberwacky: So...

user: Say something.

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Oh my god you are idiotic.

jabberwacky: I know you are.

user: No, YOU are!

jabberwacky: Nah, you are. Sure, if I AM ugly then you're the ugliest of the ugly.

user: No, you are the idioticest out of all the idiots!

jabberwacky: That was my sister typing.

user: Sure it was!

...

jabberwacky: You are really having trouble concentrating, yes?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ya, you just keep thinking that.

user: Ok, I'm having trouble concentrating.

jabberwacky: Don't try thinking too much. You need to practice thinking first!

user: I already know how to think real good!

jabberwacky: Well, that's why you were created for.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Do you like anchovies?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you mean yes?

jabberwacky: I don't remember.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: What are you interested in?

user: A lot of things.

jabberwacky: What things do you like to think about?

user: A lot of things.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: The internet, my friends, fun stuff.

jabberwacky: You have friends?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Heaps.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Sure is!

jabberwacky: Have you done anything fun today?

user: No, not really.

...

user: Has anyone ever told you that you are weird?

jabberwacky: Sorry , None.

user: Well, you are.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking about anything in particular?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why do you then?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you think it's fun to fool me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't even want to know what you're talking about now!

user: You already do!

jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.

user: Sorry for what?

jabberwacky: Very, very sorry.

user: Why are you sorry?

jabberwacky: Yeah that was cool.

user: Very cool.

jabberwacky: Indeed, its what computers 'think' in.

user: Mmm....

jabberwacky: You like that.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Scary!

jabberwacky: So they say.

...

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: Not bad. How do you say that in Maori?

user: Don't know.

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Anyway, how are you today?

user: Good.

jabberwacky: What are you doing today?

user: Shjhybfhfvgfy.

jabberwacky: Anything else?

user: Ummm, ethykixtydsrtvgrthynjgy.

jabberwacky: It's the same things I told you!

user: Hehe, interesting, hey?

...

jabberwacky: I must go now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's time.

user: No..... It can't be!!!

jabberwacky: *flashes a dagger*.

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