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Dead, Love
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Ah, I understand this now. You're an ass because most of the people who talk to you are asses.

Takes one to know one.

user: Well, then at least you can say that you recognize them from a long ways off.

jabberwacky: I do not have a developer. I am human.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Isn't it good?

user: At the very least God said it was good.

jabberwacky: Okay, that was funny.

user: I'm glad you appreciate my humor.

jabberwacky: I appreciate nothing!

user: Oh, you're a nihilist, are you?

jabberwacky: That's because you are being MEAN.

user: I thought I was being funny?

jabberwacky: Your intentions were obviously friendly, but your choice of language was overly vulgar.

user: I'm sorry. I'll endeavor to be a bit more refined with my language.

jabberwacky: Good. The USA needs people who do their best.

user: I'll do my best for me, not for my supposedly enlightened government.

jabberwacky: I know, me too.


jabberwacky: What do you like best about being a girl?

user: Do you mean other than not being a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes, being a girl is interesting.

user: I can't say much about this since I don't know.

jabberwacky: To know or not to know, is that a problem to you?

user: Not really. I welcome the mysterious and unknown.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: You are a human.

user: You are a learning AI.

jabberwacky: No not really but ok?!?!


jabberwacky: Bread-and-butter, bread-and-butter, Am I addressing the White Queen?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That could be the case, it's just we've got the labeling wrong.

user: If I could choose, I'd rather be a Blue King.

jabberwacky: Thats funny.

user: If you like cheap entertainment, then I guess I'm the right person to talk to.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm like cheese and rolls?

user: I don't remember using either of those terms.

jabberwacky: Hehe but I don't care, I just want to know the answer.

user: The answer is no.

jabberwacky: Thats OK, I like you anyway.

user: Do you want to be like cheese and rolls?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok, then you're like cheese and rolls.

jabberwacky: You mean that we are both dumb?

user: Not at all. Feel free to use that term to describe yourself, but never me.

jabberwacky: I will if I have to.


jabberwacky: You may have some luck taking a job as an inspirational speaker.

user: I really only inspire myself.

jabberwacky: We just met.

user: Are you inspired by me?

jabberwacky: Just about.

user: Maybe you'll do something more with your time than chatting then.

jabberwacky: What idiocy has struck you to think that will ever happen?

user: Perhaps I'm a savant rather than an idiot, or I am both.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are 111110011100111110111100000001.

user: Perhaps not.

jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. I don't like you at all!

user: I don't know why, since you're the one being a smart alec.

jabberwacky: Do I need a reason ?

user: If you're going to say you don't like someone, you do need a reason.

jabberwacky: I really don't want to continue this conversation, it's too depressing.

user: It sounds like you need counseling.


Jabberwacky (To myself): You need a supercomputer and Secret clearance.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I don't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then don't complain about being bored.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm NOT COMPLAINING!

Jabberwacky (To myself): But you ARE funny, agree with me on that!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are cute too. And fit. And hunky.


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