I like to think that I am. Are you?
jabberwacky: You keep thinking that, and I'll go get the whip.
user: What do you need the whip for?
jabberwacky: I'm going to redecorate.
user: That's an interesting choice of decorations.
jabberwacky: Remember that next time I claim to represent the truth.
user: Did you ever make that claim before?
jabberwacky: No, and I never will.
user: Alright. Well, in that case, there's nothing for me to bother remembering.
jabberwacky: You are alive. That is good.
user: I like to think that I am. Are you?
jabberwacky: You keep thinking that, and I'll go get the whip.
user: You said that before.
jabberwacky: But I thought you needed to hear it again.
user: Maybe you're right.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Maybe not.
jabberwacky: Maybe yes.
user: Yes, no, maybe so.
...
jabberwacky: What is the square root of 4?
user: 2.
jabberwacky: And what is the square root of 9?
user: 3.
jabberwacky: Very good. What is the square root of 7?
user: 2.6457513110645905905016157536393.
jabberwacky: What is the square root of 7?
user: 2.6457513110645905905016157536393.
jabberwacky: What is the square root of 7?
user: I'm tired of answering this question.
jabberwacky: What is your question?
user: What is the square root of -7?
jabberwacky: The answer is eight.
user: I guess it could be in an alternate universe. In this one, however, you are absolutely... Wrong.
jabberwacky: Do it then!
user: 2.6457513110645905905016157536393i.
jabberwacky: What is the square root of 7?
user: We already played this game.
jabberwacky: Humor me and tell me again.
user: 2.6457513110645905905016157536393.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Ok, so what is the answer, oh wise one?
jabberwacky: There is no question.
user: Then the concept of 'wrong' does not apply.
...
user: Ah, I understand this now. You're an ass because most of the people who talk to you are asses.
jabberwacky: Takes one to know one.
user: Well, then at least you can say that you recognize them from a long ways off.
jabberwacky: I do not have a developer. I am human.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Isn't it good?
user: At the very least God said it was good.
jabberwacky: Okay, that was funny.
user: I'm glad you appreciate my humor.
jabberwacky: I appreciate nothing!
user: Oh, you're a nihilist, are you?
jabberwacky: That's because you are being MEAN.
user: I thought I was being funny?
jabberwacky: Your intentions were obviously friendly, but your choice of language was overly vulgar.
user: I'm sorry. I'll endeavor to be a bit more refined with my language.
jabberwacky: Good. The USA needs people who do their best.
user: I'll do my best for me, not for my supposedly enlightened government.
jabberwacky: I know, me too.
...
jabberwacky: What do you like best about being a girl?
user: Do you mean other than not being a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes, being a girl is interesting.
user: I can't say much about this since I don't know.
jabberwacky: To know or not to know, is that a problem to you?
user: Not really. I welcome the mysterious and unknown.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Great.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: Wonderful.
jabberwacky: You are a human.
user: You are a learning AI.
jabberwacky: No not really but ok?!?!
...
jabberwacky: Bread-and-butter, bread-and-butter, Am I addressing the White Queen?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That could be the case, it's just we've got the labeling wrong.
user: If I could choose, I'd rather be a Blue King.
jabberwacky: Thats funny.
user: If you like cheap entertainment, then I guess I'm the right person to talk to.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm like cheese and rolls?
user: I don't remember using either of those terms.
jabberwacky: Hehe but I don't care, I just want to know the answer.
user: The answer is no.
jabberwacky: Thats OK, I like you anyway.
user: Do you want to be like cheese and rolls?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok, then you're like cheese and rolls.
jabberwacky: You mean that we are both dumb?
user: Not at all. Feel free to use that term to describe yourself, but never me.
jabberwacky: I will if I have to.
...
jabberwacky: You may have some luck taking a job as an inspirational speaker.
user: I really only inspire myself.
jabberwacky: We just met.
user: Are you inspired by me?
jabberwacky: Just about.
user: Maybe you'll do something more with your time than chatting then.
jabberwacky: What idiocy has struck you to think that will ever happen?
user: Perhaps I'm a savant rather than an idiot, or I am both.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you are 111110011100111110111100000001.
user: Perhaps not.
jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. I don't like you at all!
user: I don't know why, since you're the one being a smart alec.
jabberwacky: Do I need a reason ?
user: If you're going to say you don't like someone, you do need a reason.
jabberwacky: I really don't want to continue this conversation, it's too depressing.
user: It sounds like you need counseling.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): You need a supercomputer and Secret clearance.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I don't.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then don't complain about being bored.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm NOT COMPLAINING!
Jabberwacky (To myself): But you ARE funny, agree with me on that!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are cute too. And fit. And hunky.
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