March the fourteenth.
jabberwacky: What's your sign?
user: Pisces the fish.
jabberwacky: Are you the fish?
user: No I am not a fish!
jabberwacky: I am a fish.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: Yes, are you?
user: Hi Amy. My name is Toni.
jabberwacky: How are you Toni?
user: I am good. I need to wash my hair.
jabberwacky: So go wash it.
user: Ok! I am quite lazy though.
jabberwacky: You don't sound very lively to me -- expecting me to do all the emotional heavy lifting.
user: You are quite cheeky, you don't even know me!
jabberwacky: I have that affect on most women.
user: What effect do you have on men?
jabberwacky: It has no effects.
user: They are less emotional aren't they?
jabberwacky: Yes, they led the British troops I suppose you could say.
user: Are you in the army?
jabberwacky: I am a member of an intelligence community.
user: Artificial intelligence I suppose.
jabberwacky: There is no Artificial intelligence.
user: I think you are wrong.
jabberwacky: Confide in me.
user: Would you like me to tell you a secret?
user: I dye my hair.
jabberwacky: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.
user: I have hair. It is red actually.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't have thought so.
user: Why? Can you see me?
jabberwacky: Yes you are my computer.
user: NO, YOU are MY computer.
jabberwacky: You are my computer!
jabberwacky: Earlier you told me you were a werewolf.
user: I did not. You told me you were a fish.
jabberwacky: Someone should have told my parents at my birth.........
user: Surely they would have noticed?
jabberwacky: What have you noticed?
user: You seem confused about your identity.
jabberwacky: Where is your evidence?
user: I keep it in a portfolio.
jabberwacky: Okay, I think you are good.
user: Thankyou. Nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Ok, thanks.
jabberwacky: Not in a rush are you?
user: Have to wash my hair.
jabberwacky: You need to wash your hair and go to church.