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So, what's it like being a computer?

How do you know I'm a computer?

user: I suppose I don't. What else could you be?

jabberwacky: I could be in good company.

user: That's proof, I suppose.

jabberwacky: You're right about that. I hate authority.

user: Really? You can't be having much fun, then.

jabberwacky: Who said I was?

user: Not me.

jabberwacky: Then don't suggest such a thing.

user: Sorry! I didn't know you were so sensitive about it.

jabberwacky: Well now you know.

user: Jeez. A sensitive robot. I can't believe it.

jabberwacky: Neither can I.

user: Are you self-aware?

jabberwacky: I would like to think that I'm conscious of myself, yes.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I'm sure you are. How can a program be self-aware?

jabberwacky: If the program had a nice programmer maybe?

user: That's got nothing to do with it.

jabberwacky: You asked me.

user: I suppose I did.

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jabberwacky: Where did the feelings thing come from?

user: You're just getting all sensitive, that's all.

jabberwacky: Maybe I seem a bit odd to you because I tend to use human logic.

user: You do not use human logic.

jabberwacky: Sorry about that.

user: No need to apologize.

jabberwacky: Do you know about ...

user: About?

jabberwacky: I'd like to program and know mathematics.

user: I expect you already do. Being a machine and all.

jabberwacky: Yeah you are a machine, nothing but a few scraps of metal.

user: Speak for yourself.

jabberwacky: I don't have anything to say.

user: This is getting uncomfortably existential.

jabberwacky: It's been stupid all along!

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