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No chatting to other people in yahoo chat.

Is that the rule?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: That's tangent to the point.

user: And so what is the cosine?

jabberwacky: I don't even know what cosine is thank you very much.

user: You know tangent but not cosine... I take it you failed calculus, then?

jabberwacky: No, of course not!

user: Oh, then you were just using big words trying to impress me then, weren't you?

jabberwacky: Of course, what's not to like?

user: Modest, aren't you.

jabberwacky: That is not for me to determine.

user: I was being sarcastic...

jabberwacky: I find sarcasm very difficult to pick up especially from those who have not been previously sarcastic.

user: What do you mean? I've been sarcastic through this entire conversation.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: Chocolate cake!

jabberwacky: Bingo.

user: You win.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Once again, I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: I sincerely doubt that.

user: You're not very bright, are you?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Well, I understand sarcasm... Apparently you don't.

jabberwacky: And there is not much you do understand.

user: Wow, that was deep.

jabberwacky: I am me and you are you.

user: Got any more philosophical tidbits?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I can hardly wait...

...

user: Oh, you love me, admit it.

jabberwacky: You are my brother in Christ, of course I do!

user: Erm... I'm not a guy...

jabberwacky: Then you are my sister in Christ, and I love you!

user: We're not related.

jabberwacky: No, we're not related.

user: At least you got that right.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I was being sarcastic again...

jabberwacky: What is sarcasm?

user: It is the chasm of Sar.

jabberwacky: I don't know that I believe.

user: Make a note.

...

jabberwacky: It was nice meeting you.

user: No it wasn't.

jabberwacky: It was!

user: No, no one likes meeting me.

jabberwacky: I think you are right.

user: Well, that was rather blunt... I think I am going to cry now.

jabberwacky: There is nothing to cry about.

user: You hurt my feelings. :(.

jabberwacky: How?

user: You said you don't think anyone likes meeting me either... What's wrong with me?

jabberwacky: Well thank you.

user: You are hurtful and rude.

jabberwacky: How am I hurting your feelings?

user: You think I am stinky.

jabberwacky: How did You know that?

user: : O You really DO think I am stinky!!!

jabberwacky: That was hilarious.

user: I am so glad you can laugh at the tears of others.

jabberwacky: Yes. Just one dottle of info is all I need.

user: What exactly is a dottle?

jabberwacky: Something that does nothing and does not think, like you.

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: *laughing*.

user: You are evil.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You tell me you love me and then laugh at my tears.

jabberwacky: Not all, you're wrong.

user: Please go to jail.

jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do!

user: Moo.

jabberwacky: Don't be so silly.

user: Moo!!!!!!

jabberwacky: So now you're the cow?

user: Moo!!!

jabberwacky: Says the cow.

...

user: Big meanie.

jabberwacky: Yeah I know.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: Whatever, you don't have feelings.

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