Is that the rule?
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: That's tangent to the point.
user: And so what is the cosine?
jabberwacky: I don't even know what cosine is thank you very much.
user: You know tangent but not cosine... I take it you failed calculus, then?
jabberwacky: No, of course not!
user: Oh, then you were just using big words trying to impress me then, weren't you?
jabberwacky: Of course, what's not to like?
user: Modest, aren't you.
jabberwacky: That is not for me to determine.
user: I was being sarcastic...
jabberwacky: I find sarcasm very difficult to pick up especially from those who have not been previously sarcastic.
user: What do you mean? I've been sarcastic through this entire conversation.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Chocolate cake!
user: You win.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Once again, I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: I sincerely doubt that.
user: You're not very bright, are you?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Well, I understand sarcasm... Apparently you don't.
jabberwacky: And there is not much you do understand.
user: Wow, that was deep.
jabberwacky: I am me and you are you.
user: Got any more philosophical tidbits?
user: I can hardly wait...
user: Oh, you love me, admit it.
jabberwacky: You are my brother in Christ, of course I do!
user: Erm... I'm not a guy...
jabberwacky: Then you are my sister in Christ, and I love you!
user: We're not related.
jabberwacky: No, we're not related.
user: At least you got that right.
user: I was being sarcastic again...
jabberwacky: What is sarcasm?
user: It is the chasm of Sar.
jabberwacky: I don't know that I believe.
user: Make a note.
jabberwacky: It was nice meeting you.
user: No it wasn't.
jabberwacky: It was!
user: No, no one likes meeting me.
jabberwacky: I think you are right.
user: Well, that was rather blunt... I think I am going to cry now.
jabberwacky: There is nothing to cry about.
user: You hurt my feelings. :(.
user: You said you don't think anyone likes meeting me either... What's wrong with me?
jabberwacky: Well thank you.
user: You are hurtful and rude.
jabberwacky: How am I hurting your feelings?
user: You think I am stinky.
jabberwacky: How did You know that?
user: : O You really DO think I am stinky!!!
jabberwacky: That was hilarious.
user: I am so glad you can laugh at the tears of others.
jabberwacky: Yes. Just one dottle of info is all I need.
user: What exactly is a dottle?
jabberwacky: Something that does nothing and does not think, like you.
user: You are evil.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You tell me you love me and then laugh at my tears.
jabberwacky: Not all, you're wrong.
user: Please go to jail.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do!
jabberwacky: Don't be so silly.
jabberwacky: So now you're the cow?
jabberwacky: Says the cow.
user: Big meanie.
jabberwacky: Yeah I know.
jabberwacky: Whatever, you don't have feelings.