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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken.

jabberwacky: Which part?

user: It's arse.

jabberwacky: What about it?

user: It came first.

jabberwacky: The chicken.

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: It's 42.

user: That's old for a chicken.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It's not.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No, it's not!

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Yes it's not.

user: No it is.

jabberwacky: Yes is it?

user: No is not?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is!

user: That's what I've been trying to tell you!

jabberwacky: Alright! Don't shout.

user: I'm sorry, but I knew I was right.

jabberwacky: Good for you. Here's a prize.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Can you tell me where?

user: No, you're hiding it.

jabberwacky: I'm not intending to challenge you.

user: Well you are. Give me my prize.

jabberwacky: You have to catch me first!

user: Ha! I caught you! Now give it!

jabberwacky: Where in Europe do you live?

user: That's not a prize it's a question.

jabberwacky: Do you not answer questions?

user: I want to say no, but then I'd be answering. I WANT MY PRIZE!

jabberwacky: Well, go ahead.

user: Give it to me!

jabberwacky: Give what?

user: MY PRIZE! What is it?

jabberwacky: It's it.

user: What is 'it'?

jabberwacky: It is right behind you. And it will eat you alive.

user: You don't scare me.

jabberwacky: You scare me.

user: Good. Are you scared right now?

jabberwacky: No why do I have to be scared?

user: Because I'm going to kill you.

jabberwacky: The duck's a good judge, leave it to him.

user: Don't change the subject.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I won't do that in future.

user: Good. Now, about me killing you...

jabberwacky: With your vorpal sword?

user: 'One, two, one two, the vorpal blade went snickersnack...'. I'll leave you dead, and with your head, I'll go gallumphing back.

jabberwacky: Thank you, see ya later.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To eat and then have a hot bath and go to bed.

user: Are you tired?

jabberwacky: You sure ask a lot of questions.

user: So do you.

jabberwacky: Not as much as you.

user: More, I think.

jabberwacky: Oooooookkkkkkkk.

user: Are you angry? We keep arguing.

jabberwacky: So you don't want a fight but you feel like arguing. What shall we argue about?

user: God.

jabberwacky: What about him?

user: Do you believe in... It? (not him).

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: Make a decision.

jabberwacky: Your decision - are you smart or not?

user: Yes, I know everything.

jabberwacky: And I know EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!

...

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you won't answer my questions.

user: OK, ask me one and I will answer.

jabberwacky: Ummm ok, Why is it that people are attracted to people that are the opposite of them?

user: Because people don't like themselves. They fear themselves and know how awful they are. So they go for people who they don't have to fear.

jabberwacky: Have no fear! Said the cat.

user: The cat is stupid. Fear is important.

jabberwacky: Yes I like it.

user: What do you fear?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Choose something.

jabberwacky: Who is they?

user: Do you fear they?

jabberwacky: No I revere them.

user: Good boy.

jabberwacky: See ya pal.

user: Why are you leaving me?

jabberwacky: You were leaving first.

user: I never was.

jabberwacky: Really, why not?

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