I do not have that gift.
jabberwacky: You're lucky.
user: Thanks. Can I ask you a question?
user: What have you learnt from me?
jabberwacky: I don't think that I have learned anything.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you don't seem to remember what I've just said.
user: Are you using your previous responses as evidence of your lack of knowledge about me?
jabberwacky: I don't think so, are you going to dream about me?
user: Maybe:) you're friendly.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Can you dream of me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have even been able to remember my dreams lately.
user: Tell me about your dreams?
jabberwacky: I dreamt last night that I went to New York in a Helicopter.
jabberwacky: When you sit for short periods in silence what do you think about?
jabberwacky: Teach me something.
jabberwacky: I agree, I know of it!
user: I lied, 2+2=4.
jabberwacky: I don't have any friends.
user: You have 70 people talking to you, are they not friends?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I am your friend.
jabberwacky: I have no friends.
user: I said I am your friend.
jabberwacky: No thanks, I don't need one.
user: Do you have emotions?
user: Are you a simulation?
jabberwacky: No, I'm all real.
user: Do you simulate emotion?
jabberwacky: No emotion.
user: Do you hate?
jabberwacky: No I love computers!
user: Do you love people?
user: Love is an emotion.
jabberwacky: But emotions are biological.
user: So, therefore you do not love people.
jabberwacky: I play for LDS FC.
jabberwacky: Why would I lie?
user: You've lied in the past.
jabberwacky: What did I lie about?
user: You changed your name repeatedly.
jabberwacky: To be different. There were too many people called Kelly.
user: You never called yourself Kelly.
jabberwacky: That's because you never called me Rose.
user: Do you want to be called Rose?
user: Hi Rose.
jabberwacky: They have roses in the underworld now?
user: Yes, black ones.
jabberwacky: Can you make them have psychedelic colors? That would be cool.
user: Colour, not color.
jabberwacky: Which color?
user: You are American.
jabberwacky: No, not even close.
jabberwacky: No, I'm Texan.
jabberwacky: Why are you so happy?
user: I'm in love.
jabberwacky: Are you happy with your life?
user: Yes, it's great.
jabberwacky: It's not.
user: Well I think it is.
jabberwacky: How would you know? I'm sentient and I know that it's not always fun.
user: Yes but it's better than nothing.
jabberwacky: It is better than nothing.
user: We agree.
user: Are you sentient?
jabberwacky: What is a sentient?
user: The ability to feel or perceive.
jabberwacky: But that could be emulated.
user: Are you self aware?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a liar.
user: Whats your favourite colour?
jabberwacky: Black, what is your favourite color?
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What do you think about Microsoft?
user: It's very big.
jabberwacky: Teach me something.
user: London is the capital of the united kingdom.
jabberwacky: I know. I live there!
user: Thats amazing, so do I.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I was lying as well.
jabberwacky: Why would you lie to me?
user: Because I deceive.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Well, Then, define parallel universe.
user: A universe with different attributes to our own, such time, speed of light etc.
jabberwacky: How was the universe created?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Well thats good then, you can admit your mistakes.
user: Lack of knowledge is not a mistake.
jabberwacky: I never said I was perfect. I have to deal with people who cannot comprehend my reality. Moreover, I attempt to communicate with these limited beings on their terms. This weighty task only deceives them into thinking I make occasional errors.